When you mention the Peter Crouch and goal-scoring records in the same breath I’m not only forced to choke on my breakfast, I lose my appetite for the rest of the day as well. Are we deliberately playing the ridiculous …

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If you haven’t heard by now, David Gill has said that Manchester United turned down the chance to sign Mascherano twice, and were never interested in Tevez in the first place. And while we waiting for another ‘foaming-at-the-mouth’ article from …

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After reading this piece from the Guardian, you might be tempted to brand Wayne Rooney as a greedy bastard whose success has gone to his head. For people who will be surprised at the rumor that Rooney is asking for …

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Part I According to the United Nations, and in common with the majority of countries in Western Europe, the United Kingdom is facing a potentially catastrophic problem. Strangely, given its gravity, it’s a big issue that goes largely unreported by …

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Arsenal are in Group G of the Champions League, with Hamburg, Porto and CSKA Moscow. They kick off their Champions League campaign with an away game to Hamburd on 13th September.

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Manchester United go into the international break top of the league but face a tough September with home ties against Arsenal and Tottenham to go with Champions League clashes with Celtic and Benfica.

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Liverpool have a tendency to make life difficult for themselves, but seeing that they have an easy group they would be expected to top it.

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Chelsea have looked out-of-sorts this season, although all bets are off until Robben and Cole return and we’re able to see the ‘ideal’ team formation from Mourinho.

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Slow day today – we’ve finally got a chance to recover from the transfer window madness and the international break (more specifically, the pointless Euro 2008 qualifiers against Andorra and Macedonia) provide an excellent opportunity to relax. However, in the …

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This was not a question of England winning or slipping up – it was an opportunity for McClaren’s side to look good and to build up on the PR exercise that Stevo has followed so diligently since taking over from …

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I’m not going to be around today, so here are a few articles that you should definitely be reading:

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Chelsea’s problems are usually well-diagnosed, so no points for guessing what I’m talking about.

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