Matt Damon – watched Arsenal batter Chelsea, thinks Tottenham sucks, and he’s sleeping with your girlfriend

Matt Damon watches Chelsea, hates Tottenham

Usually when a celebrity is associated with football we rush to find semi-naked photos of them and post them on our football babes section. To be honest, it’s a fun gig. But it’s not always that simple. Sometimes it’s not a hot babe pretending to like the football club the guy she’s sleeping with plays for or likes. Sometimes it’s just a guy watching a football game.

You know, like Matt Damon on Sunday when he showed up at Stamford Bridge to watch Arsenal batter Chelsea (at least that’s how Wenger saw it).

We can’t really post naked pictures of Matt Damon – I mean, I love the guy, but not that way. I doubt most of our readers love him that way either.

So here’s what we did. We dug up the funniest thing we could remember about Matt Damon, and courtesy of Studs Up we also found out that he hates Tottenham (which doesn’t help his Chelsea fandom, but hey, if you’re not a Spurs fan, that should count for something).

So here you go:

matt damon chelsea Matt Damon   watched Arsenal batter Chelsea, thinks Tottenham sucks, and hes sleeping with your girlfriend

Matt Damon watches Chelsea, hates Tottenham

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mattdamonhatestottenham Matt Damon   watched Arsenal batter Chelsea, thinks Tottenham sucks, and hes sleeping with your girlfriend

Matt Damon at a football charity event

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Topics: Arsenal, Chelsea, English Premier League, Off The Record, Tottenham

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14 Comments

  1. anuar

    Matt ,out of curiosity just gv me 1 good reason why u said Tottenham sucks ? So you are a Arss fan , do you ?

    February 9th, 2010 @ 11:49
  2. Sidders

    Matt who?

    February 9th, 2010 @ 12:50
  3. Yiddo

    Matt Damon Arse(nal) by name Arse(nal) by nature

    February 9th, 2010 @ 15:34
  4. Kibble

    That’s a coincidence; I was born & raised in Tottenham, and think that matt Damon sucks.

    Funny, life, isn’t it?

    February 9th, 2010 @ 15:49
  5. King Robert

    well he is agreat acotr

    February 9th, 2010 @ 16:09
  6. mo

    who the hell is matt damon

    February 9th, 2010 @ 16:45
  7. redlad

    wat in gods name would mat damon know about football hes a stupid yank with a very small intellegence level,and hes gay

    February 9th, 2010 @ 17:14
  8. COYS

    Mad Demon?

    February 9th, 2010 @ 17:28
  9. hounslow yid.

    Well i always did prefer “Leonardo” on his acting skill’s to you Matt but there you go i guess!
    YIDZ!

    February 9th, 2010 @ 18:01
  10. Damon is a Prize Tit

    Is he with Flavio Briatore and that Sov thing from Big Brother?

    And is that Dog the bounty hunter behind??

    February 9th, 2010 @ 18:31
  11. Art Critic

    It would seem that Mr Matt Damon draws like a 5yr old…

    February 9th, 2010 @ 18:34
  12. locky

    just makes me think of team america when i see his name! he is american, i guess he knows nothing about footba, er, soccer, so he is right at home with 40000 other muppets who only discovered the game post 2003

    February 9th, 2010 @ 22:56
  13. Yid Army

    perhaps he should stick to a sport the yanks are good at…like rounders.

    February 10th, 2010 @ 01:00
  14. Chelseapete

    may I point out that the term ‘Yid Army’ is racist and upsetting to anyone of the jewish persuasion? Please remove the poster from this message board.

    February 10th, 2010 @ 10:17

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