Apr
28
2009

About time Fat Frank became Fab Frank

Written by Tom Sewell

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Frank Lampard is quality. No seriously...

I’ve been feeling this way for a while now, but haven’t had the courage to come out and say it. I know it’s only three little words, but what if it’s not reciprocated? What if I’m laughed at? The words, of course, are those that goes through my mind increasingly each time I see Chelsea play, so here they go. Lampard is quality.

Ok, so now it’s out it doesn’t seem that big a deal. Of course Frank Lampard is quality. He’s the first name on a team sheet of a squad of world class internationals and (albeit a less qualifying piece of evidence) an established England player. He combines hardwork with unquestionable class, and scores goals and provides assists more consistently than Monday follows Sunday, as anyone with him in a Fantasy Football team would concur.

Yet there’s something that has made me feel the need to blurt my feelings so publicly. Until this season, I myself was a Lampard hater. His deflected goals, his inability to play well for England, his insistence that he has the lowest body fat percentage at Chelsea – the very fact that he plays for Chelsea – all of them unforgivable.  But that was when I knew my  criticism of him didn’t matter. He probably is good, I thought, because other players say he is. And he does score a lot of a goals for a midfielder, even if they are always off ankles and arses, I would muse. But he’s Fat Frank, I don’t like him, and he’s overrated, I would conclude.

But this season my eyes have finally opened to Lampard as a truly brilliant player.  His ability to see the correct pass and execute it perfectly is second to none, and the importance of his control of the ball when receiving the two of a ‘one-two’ in and around the area cannot be overestimated.  He combines quality with the quality of being effective which evades so many others. And now that I’ve seen the light I assumed, as people do, that everyone else had been enlightened too. That was until the PFA Player of the Year awards were announced, sans Frank. Bemusing.  His own fellow professionals had finally given up on supporting their most consistent peer.

So now has come the time to admit we went too far. Saying that someone’s useless when it doesn’t make an ounce of difference to anything except winding up your Chelsea friends is fine. But when it culminates in unfairly depriving one of the country’s best players the recognition he deserves… well, it’s unfair.

This isn’t for the West Ham fans who genuinely believe they despise Lampard from the barrels of their heart, nor the one’s who pretend they do. They’re another story for another time. This is for the me’s of season’s gone, and my friend who last week said that Lampard would have to score a hat-trick in the World Cup final for him to forgive him. (“Forgive him for what?” “For being a c***”).

We’ll probably have to accept that Lampard isn’t going to use England to transform public opinion in Beckhamesque fashion. But then we don’t have to love Lampard like we love Beckham. All I ask is that we give him his dues, and admit that he’s quality.



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Discussion - 6 Responses

  1. 28/04/2009 Neli G

    good article. he’s tremendously underrated by many people, for me, hes one of the best midfielders in the world, with only gerrard, xavi and iniesta coming close.

  2. 28/04/2009 Shane S

    This is from the Premier League’s Web Site

    “It identifies the players who make key contributions to each match
    It allows players to be ranked against each other at random or using such criteria as playing position, nationality, age, or geographical location of their team
    It highlights the key players in a league or team
    It shows the form of a player & team
    Individual player/team performances can be scientifically analysed over a season or any period of time within a season
    It provides fans with the knowledge of who is the best”

    And guess who’s top of the index? Frank Lampard

    http://www.premierleague.com/page/ActimIndex

    I have a slightly anti-Chelsea bias and have also overlooked Frank Lampard, but you can’t argue with the numbers

    Nice article. oh except “His ability to see the correct pass and execute it perfectly” is second to Cesc Fabregas

  3. 28/04/2009 chris g

    couldn’t agree more. i also doubted and not like him until this season when i finally realised just how good he is at being a selfless and simple player. his standing in my eyes went even higher after his phonecall to james obrien last week

  4. Great Article.Couldn’t agree more

  5. 29/04/2009 Chucky Golab

    I agree, but he’s still a fat c***!

  6. 02/05/2009 BD Condell

    Don’t agree! He’s been class for several years now and I believe most fans and his fellow pros recognise this.

    He was a bad ommission from the team of the year.

    Top professional, nice guy and quality player. Nothing new in that, that’s been the case for most of his career.

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