What Is Worse? Gloating Chelsea Fans Or Complaining Liverpool Fans?

The following post contains heavy doses of sarcasm and leg-pulling. Take it on the chin folks, after all, it’s all true icon smile What Is Worse? Gloating Chelsea Fans Or Complaining Liverpool Fans?

Congratulations to Chelsea for John Terry’s appointment as England captain.

Having said that, I think we all need to acknowledge that we have a serious problem on our hands – a backlash from Liverpool and Chelsea fans that will envelop blogs, forums and social circles for as long as Terry remains captain.

We will, quite literally, be watching Chelsea fans try to convince us that just because Steve McClaren (the man who took Boro to 14th place last season) picked Terry as captain, it is some sort of divine vindication that Chelsea is a truly great club. Nope, the money wasn’t enough folks, nor were the titles (won fairly, btw).

They will bring destiny into it, and somewhere along the line God as well. Football fans are insufferable when they gloat, but I think this has something to do with Londoners in general (Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham – their fans are at their worst when they win).

Fact is, Chelsea fans gloating over Terry’s appointment fail to realise that it won’t solve England’s problems – merely hide them.

And if you thought these Liverpool fans were any better, think again – they already have the God-complex, thanks to 3rd and 5th place finishes in the last two years plus a Champions League medal that they hauled out of a rabbit’s ass (and how they did that, no Liverpool fan ever tells). It doesn’t help that they live in the past and try to remind everybody what a great club the once were.

As if what they won two years ago will have any relevance on what they will win next season.

Neither Steven Gerrard or John Terry make the best captains in my book, but with Terry at least he would have been ok with not being captain.

Gerrard on the other hand, has this illegitimate need to be cuddled, adored and loved by everyone (and if they show it with money, like Chelsea did, he’s willing to jump and break loyalties – well, until Liverpool showed him some bling as well). This ‘defeat’ in his quest for England’s captaincy (Terry and Gerrard are both 25, and they’ll probably retire together, so Gerrard has no chance in hell of being a captain) will hurt him and hurt his ego, and he might go into a sulking mode – one that will hurt England and Liverpool rather than help them.

Not that we care of course, we’re here to remind everyone how we were so great all those years ago.

Topics: Chelsea, England, Liverpool

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26 Comments

  1. Dan

    Bad news, im a spurs fan but feel deeply sorry for Gerrard.

    Gerrard work his socks off at the world cup but Terry was annoyminous.

    Furthermore Gerrard has achieved more at club level, winning the champions league AGAINST THE ODDS, whereas Mr Abrahmovich helped just a little bit to win the league for chelsea.

    August 10th, 2006 @ 21:47
  2. david studdert

    gerard is a great premiership player and occasionally a great CL player but he is non- existant at the international level. If steve mac had made him captain england would have been saddled with a player who’s england form (over many more games that terry) has been very poor. If you watch him you can see why – his first touch is suspect, he’s wastefull with possession and positionally he is all over the place. His inspirational play doesn’t count for much against that. International football is much more difficult than lower forms of football. Captains can be inspirational but they have to be great players first. Terry was viewed by everyone except the rabid pro liverpool media as one of englands best in the world cup. That’s why he made the team of the tournament. Gerald was his usual indifferent self. Frankly i wouldn’t even pick him for england but that’s another e mail.

    August 10th, 2006 @ 21:57
  3. anthony

    Congrats for John Terry, I guess choosing John Terry would make England the same as usual, no difference…

    England will always be the quarter-final team in World Cup… No one to inspire the Team at all… It will remain the same until u let the England armband to an inspiring leader (Gerrard)… Gerrard can change a game in anytime given to him…

    Gerrard did perform for England in the World Cup (not in his free role position he played for Liverpool)… He did actually scored two goals (top scorer for england in world Cup)… And J.Terry did not actually look the best in world cup… So who are the best to be captain of England… For Me It’s Gerrard…

    I’m okay he’s the vice-captain, tat means he still can perform in future… And he will work hard to win the armband into him and get that armband off form J.Terry…

    For U.. I Dunno but to say that u won’t even pick Gerrard in England is totally lost for England… Lampard is overrated Player…

    August 10th, 2006 @ 22:38
  4. Lampeter

    Actually ‘Dave Studdert’ Gerrard has always been played out of position for England with Lampard usually getting in the way –
    the former coach is more responsible than Gerrard for lack of effectiveness.Anyone with half a brain can see what a fantastic player he is – tough he hasn’t got the captaincy but frankly that is Liverpool’s gain…as for Terry being a better don’t make me laugh….

    August 10th, 2006 @ 22:44
  5. Sam

    And whoever wrote this is trying to do what exactly?

    Stir things up?

    August 10th, 2006 @ 22:53
  6. Dan

    WHAT???!?!!!!!!!!!?????

    Terry is USELESS for england, he made 1 clearence in the world cup, but that was it.

    The back line was shaky (to be polite) throughout the whole tournament, and terry is supposed to LEAD the back 4.

    Gerrard has a lot more international experiance than Terry, and has contributed a lot more in the last 6 years for england.

    Terry wasnt even a starter in Euro 04 due to a niggle and the star of the tournement (from englands point of view) was Ledley King.

    To be honest Terrys starting place is still under debate, dont forget he has only been starting since the decline of campbell.

    August 10th, 2006 @ 23:05
  7. Graham

    Was this article written by a Fuc*ing Manc or what?!?!?

    August 10th, 2006 @ 23:20
  8. darren

    I am a liverpool fan and either way john terry or Steven gerrard would have got my vote for captain, they are both die hard players and sweat blood and tears.

    Oh and that nonsense about gerrard not being good enough for england, what a load of rubbish hes probaly englands only complete player, and would walk into any club ot national team in the world so grow up moron. he’s twice the player frank lampard will ever be and i think lampard is great player.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 00:27
  9. PAblo

    Hahahahahaha!

    As a Liverpool fan may I remind the author about our ‘past’ achievements. Bear in mind these were all in the heady days of 2001-2006, those long forgotten years……

    • European Champions
    • UEFA Cup Winners
    • UEFA Super Cup (twice)
    • League Cup (twice)
    • FA Cup (twice)

    Only British club to win any kind of European Trophy in the last 6 years.

    Sigh, Liverpool ‘once were’ a great club….
    Sarcastic? Yes. Idiot also.

    And to back up Chelsea too, Terry is a good choice also. He’s been superb for Chelsea and there isn’t much to choose between the two, and if im honest, as a LIverpool fan, i’d prefer Gerrard NOT to be Captain because all it does is raise expectancy levels with the press.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 00:30
  10. Dave

    If you dont think that neither John Terry or Steven Gerrard should be England captain then who do you think should?

    Also which team do you support? I like Graham assume you are a man u supporter. If so, can you please explain how you would class man u’s CL victory if Liverpools is classed as being ‘hauled out of a rabbit’s ass’

    August 11th, 2006 @ 00:47
  11. Mart

    Gerrard is by FAR the better player/ most Insperational player England have he can turn a game around single handed and is a truly great assest and can inspire other players, Dont get me wrong Terry is OKAY but to be classed a one of the top defenders IS A JOKE at the world cup he was average to say the least Gerrard should of been handed Captain arm band to change a dull england team and to give them hope.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 01:16
  12. Tractor Boy

    Major sweeping statement thinking gloating and invoking divinity is something specific to fans of London clubs.

    You’re a United fan so I’m assuming you have some idea of the kind of attitude your lot had in the 90s. Ditto for Liverpool fans, and the Toon Army who haven’t even won anything.

    Should I expect more geographical profiling of fans and their attitude to the game?

    August 11th, 2006 @ 01:43
  13. Martin

    Nice one Pablo. I enjoy living in Liverpool’s past as it just keeps on happening. As for the captaincy, as a scouser I couldn’t give a toss about ‘Ingerland’ and I’m glad Stevie can concentrate on creating more of our past. Leave the capataincy to Terry, I’m looking forward to seeing him cry his tears of pride during the national(sic)
    anthem and then being shown up for the slow,cheating yard dog he really is. As with all players adored by the southern media, his failings will be gleefully disected for the tabloid reading public.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 01:55
  14. Ahmed Bilal

    Et tu, Tractor Boy?

    Pablo – Of course, if you said ‘last 7 years’ you wouldn’t be the only one. I could throw the 8 Premiership titles in 10 years in your face, but I’m not going to, because that’s called ‘living in the past’.

    Get over the Champions League win :) You had an year to gloat over it, but come on….

    Dave – oh yes, that was a similar episode as well, to be honest :)

    Martin – you should watch those matches in which Terry is chasing down all the balls and making the last-ditch tackles. He’s a bloody good player mate.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 02:30
  15. Dan

    well said mart, terrys over-rated (to put it politly)

    August 11th, 2006 @ 02:51
  16. garf

    as an LFC fan id have loved to see Stevie G become Stevie C – but Terry has been chosen and actually i dont feel too bad about it.

    some of these comments are brilliant though. Lets face it – it was always going to be between SG and JT and no matter who got picked we should be proud as englishmen that we have a choice of two players who are so damned good. LFC fans are so up themselves and chelsea fans are so blinded by romans roubles that neither will give a valid opinion on anything. It also true that all LFC fans arent scallies, and all CFC fans arent the type that got pictured in Zoo. So bascially im chuffed JT is captain because it means that Beckham isnt and for me there was so little to choose between JT and SG that it really didnt matter who maclaren chose.

    for the record i thought the article was great – im a supporter not a fan. i will always support LFC but always try to remember that arguing on the internet is like the the general election – even if you win – your still a twat

    August 11th, 2006 @ 03:14
  17. CFC Forever

    Congrats to JT — was it ever in doubt?

    Gerrard is so mousey and spineless — “now I want to go — ohh now I want to stay — ohhh wait I might call Jose next summer againâ€? — you need a real man as captain — a true fighter like JT.

    Well done!

    August 11th, 2006 @ 03:55
  18. BobDuke

    Gerrard is a quality player who would have benefitted from being given the captains arm-band.

    The most important question that needs to be asked is; do we want the best for Steven Gerrard or the best for the England team?

    John Terry is a leader of men, Steven Gerrard is an extraordinarily talented man. It surely makes sense to have a great player under the leadership of the best club captain in the world at the moment.

    There have been great players who can turn a game on it’s head with unbelievable moments of personal skill, but they often don’t make great captains at the top level because their status alienates other talented players around them. If you ask me, i’d rather have Rooney on top form in my team than Gerrard on top form. Is Rooney any less dedicated, any less able to change a game with a moment of brilliance?

    The great captains have all been strong, calm and composed leaders. It is harder to recall a number of great international captains who have fired themselves into every challenge and take the teams destiny into their own hands with make or break attacking moves.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 05:18
  19. Sid

    Good post BobDuke.

    Gerrard is an individual on the pitch. He either raises his own level or he doesn’t. He’s not even in control of himself. How can he lift a team? This is the guy whose will he\won’t he sagas the other season ended with him scoring a goal and shouting into the crowd “ME. ME. ME”. This is what $tevie Me is all about.

    How he ever got into the running, I’ll never know. I think we’ve been saved today from a terrible mistake.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 06:19
  20. perif

    gerrard just looks for superman status and sympathy all the time. he’d a pretty dumb reason for askin to leave liverpool last season. he changed his mind the followin day just to hear scousers sing superman songs again.
    he showed his true colours after the world cup when he criticised ronaldo all the time again making up a dumb reason instead of being a man and talking about his team’s performances at the WC.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 09:14
  21. joe

    “Pablo – Of course, if you said ‘last 7 years’ you wouldn’t be the only one. I could throw the 8 Premiership titles in 10 years in your face, but I’m not going to, because that’s called ‘living in the past’.”

    How did it become 8 mate? Last time i checked, it was 5. Stupid manc supporter doesn’t know how to count

    Season Winner
    2005-06 Chelsea
    2004-05 Chelsea
    2003-04 Arsenal
    2002-03 Manchester United
    2001-02 Arsenal
    2000-01 Manchester United
    1999-00 Manchester United
    1998-99 Manchester United
    1997-98 Arsenal
    1996-97 Manchester United

    August 11th, 2006 @ 15:20
  22. Ahmed Bilal

    Pablo:

    You said:

    “Only British club to win any kind of European Trophy in the last 6 years.”

    Now if you say ‘last 7 years’, then you’re going back to 1999 where Man Utd won the Champions League.

    sheesh. and as far as the Premier League is concerned, do I really need to remind you how many times Manchester United have won it? But that’s besides the point.

    August 11th, 2006 @ 18:29
  23. Tim

    I’m afraid I have to point out you’re both wrong – it’s 8 in 11 seasons, but it was a good effort from the lad. ;-)

    2002-03 Manchester United
    2001-02 Arsenal
    2000-01 Manchester United
    1999-00 Manchester United
    1998-99 Manchester United
    1997-98 Arsenal
    1996-97 Manchester United
    1995-96 Manchester United
    1994-95 Blackburn Rovers
    1993-94 Manchester United
    1992-93 Manchester United

    Oh, and for the record, I think Terry is a good choice. Stevie tends to be a bit injury prone. Also, all this rubbish about it making him a better player doesn’t make sense to me. Anyone who needs to be captain to play 100% for England shouldn’t be on the pitch.

    I hope Terry will galvanise the squad, I expect to see Stevie playing to his normal exceptionally high standards and I hope all this is a non-issue as of the 17th August when we can all go back to believing England are the best team in the world after beating Greece ;-)

    Tim

    August 11th, 2006 @ 22:00
  24. Pablo

    Ahmed Bilal, well spotted, but then may I then remind you Liverpool have 18 of the things? Oh, but no, then you’ll say ‘Premierships’ not ‘titles’. But then of course English Football History only started in 1992. So yes, remind me how many times UTD have won the TITLE. Lpool have won it 18 times mate.

    And you’re all missing the point. The original article said ‘Liverpool ONCE WERE a great club’ which I took exception to, hence me saying what we have won NOT because im throwing past achievments up. Christ knows if I wanted to do THAT I could easily have done so as Liverpool have won a fair few trophies in their time methinks.

    If ‘ONCE WERE’ means 8 trophies in 5 years, give me living in the past every year! You’ll find its UTD fans who tend to get a little arsey when Liverpool fans say they have won more trophies than UTD in the past 5 years.

    So maybe the time is right to start saying UTD ‘ONCE WERE’ a great club?

    August 12th, 2006 @ 04:23
  25. Ahmed Bilal

    Pablo, I’ll quote you two sections of the article and then explain a couple of things.

    First, the section you are having an issue with:

    It doesn’t help that they live in the past and try to remind everybody what a great club they once were.

    Second, the first two sentences of this article:

    The following post contains heavy doses of sarcasm and leg-pulling. Take it on the chin folks, after all, it’s all true :)

    I’m sorry if you don’t understand that bit. I really am mate, nothing more I can do. The part you’re having an issue with – it’s called bait. You jumped for it. Congratulations. Now can we move on?

    For the record, Liverpool is a club with great tradition and history (and the most successful club in England, while United are second and Arsenal third).

    The point that I was making in the article (although it got lost in the cheap digs) was that history doesn’t matter – this season starts with a clean slate, and while a lot of people are saying that Chelsea will again, I think this season they will wobble a lot more than last season.

    Of course, I think that United will take advantage, while you think that Liverpool will be ahead. Fair enough.

    But raising a fuss over something that is LABELED as bait is ruining the whole fun of it.

    August 13th, 2006 @ 03:49
  26. Michael

    Basically, I think that anyone who still supports Chelsea is kidding themself. In my mind, any team that has unlimited amounts of money that it squanders on players who are past their prime (Ballack and Shevchenko) is just throwing money around like it’s water. Unlike every other team in the premiership, Chelsea don’t have any qualms about transfer budgets and whatnot. The team is constantly changing and, to put it quite simply, players that would be definite first-teamers in most other line-ups are being bought and then benched (e.g. Shawn Wright-Philips). I can’t stand Chelsea. ‘Nuff said. By the way, I’m a Liverpool supporter.

    August 23rd, 2006 @ 06:27