What Are They Doing?

Oliver Fowler takes a quick snapshot of what footballers are doing this summer. Take a look for yourself:

Frank Lampard is living la dolce vita.

Cristiano Ronaldo is looking for a posh house near Madrid.

Andrei Arshavin is wishing that one of his agents will let him play for Barca.

Joey Barton is eating porridge.

Peter Crouch is leaving.

Alexander Hleb is anywhere, but London.

Fernando Torres is still recovering.

Robbie Keane is a Liverpool fan.

Wayne Rooney is under the thumb.

Mido is on a diet.

Peter Reid is talk Thai.

Thaksin is keeping clear of Thailand.

Ivan Campo is saying goodbye.

Big Sam is the big I am.

Julio Baptista is getting hawked about.

Emanuel Adebayor is out through the out door.

Gareth Barry is a Villain.

Kevin Phillips is crossing town.

John Bostock is keeping out of Jordan’s way.

Delia Smith is cooking a deal.

Andy Johnson is fresh out of toffee.

Emile Mpenza is on the highway to Hull.

David Beckham is don’t forget me!!!

Willie McKay is hiding from coppers, but minted.

The Guv’nor is the Boss.

Ronaldinho is not going to Manchester or Beijing.

Ashley-Paul Robinson is fired.

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