In this week’s WagSnatch roundup, Beckham plays for his England and Hollywood future (what, you think Indiana Jones is just about the money?), Rooney is getting bald, Coleen does not want his name and Danielle Lloyd, famous for stripping in front of a lens, is in a titz over some ‘personal’ saucy photos…

David Beckham performs for Baldini and Pepsi

Fabio Capello has sent his right hand man to check the levels of Goldenballs performance to decide whether or not he will be included in the friendly match against France later in the month. One has to wonder why on Earth do they always check Goldenballs levels of fitness when he is playing friendly matches or celebrity shindigs?

Anyhow, the game against FC Dallas ended up 0-0 and Beckham managed to get involved in a shouting match on the pitch. Not a nice look for him I might add. Will he finally get his 100th cap? Was Baldini impressed? We shall have to wait and see.

On the other hand if that fails he can always endorse any given product. In his latest commercial endeavor Goldenballs put on an Indiana Jones costume for the latest Pepsi ad. I have always preferred Pepsi over Coke (less sweet for some reason) but Indiana Jones was a touch of a genius I have to say. The most anticipated movie of the this year, Goldenballs and 6 other world’s biggest footballer makes for some quality cha-ching for Pepsi.

Coleen will not be a Rooney

If I had any doubts about Coleen McLoughlin’s intelligence I have to say they have been squashed when I heard this rumor. Being a WAG might have got Coleen plenty of press time, some good contacts and contracts however Coleen has made such a name for herself she has decided to keep it after she gets married to Rooney later this year.

Her deals include a number of books, a deal with Asda and Nike Women Sportswear, as well as her own reality show where she goes around making women over. Or something along the lines.

So Coleen is smart because she wants to protect her name and kudos to her. However one has to wonder is it all purely common business sense on her part or she just does not want to be known under the last name Rooney? As we have reported before old Wayne has some strange relatives and his brother is no picnic either.

Rooney going bald

Rooney might only be 22, he might be a great football player, he might be planning multimillion wedding to his school sweetheart and buying cars way out of price range for any normal person but there are some things person has little or no control over. In Rooney’s case it is the quantity of hair he has on top of his head. Ah well it happens to the best of them.

So basically Rooney now has 3 options:

1. a comb over where one grows the hair on the side and then brushes it across the bold patch (not very practical for a footballer as it is difficult to maintain on the football pitch)
2. hair transplant which is costly (although obviously that is not a problem for Rooney) but also very painful from what I have gathered
3. 3rd option and my favorite – shave it all off. I know it might not be the best look for anyone, but it is his best option.

All I will say is - don’t hide it Rooney, embrace it.

Danielle Lloyd and her saucy photos

It seems even though old Dani is all loved up with her new hunk (who is not a footballer) she has some reason for concern.

Danielle Lloyd who has made her living by posing for various mags in skimpy outfits and wearing next to nothing or nothing at all, got into a titz when she found out that a photographer that has remained anonymous so far has managed to get his hands on some of her saucy pics and has decided to sell them to the highest bidder.

Danielle hired lawyers to prevent that from happening and the naughty lawyers have threatened legal action against any mag that publishes the aforementioned photos.

Now I wonder, considering her career so far and the pictures she has taken on regular basis, how saucy exactly these pictures have to be for old Dani to threaten with legal action?

Danica Patrick

This is sooo last month, but in the absence of decent US WAGs (can our US readers help?), I thought it would be good to give Danica Patrick some air on the site. Sure, she races cars but if she works so hard on her bod, do you really care?