In today’s edition of WagSnatch Roundup the Cole soap opera continues, read all about the Beckham effect, the most expensive text in the world, Jamelia wants a pre-nup thank you very much and slideshow of the football’s sexiest WAGs.

Cole soap opera continues

Although Cheryl Cole was quite adamant she will stick by her man through all the allegations of cheating, it seems one too many buxom blondes came out of the woodwork. Tough-as-nails Cheryl is not so tough after all.

Brooke Healy (one of Cole’s one night stands, although I cant remember if she is the one of the vomiting incident) expressed regret about her actions, but reports suggest Cheryl Cole is beyond distraught. During the filming of the latest video for Girls Aloud Cheryl was less then her usual sparky self. She even asked Victoria Beckham for advice what to do and the advice given was typical Posh – “Get your hair done, put on some make-up, treat yourself to a posh frock then brave the world.” It does make sense, but it seems both her band mates and her family feel she would be better off without Ashley.

Cheryl fled to Thailand to take some time out and to decide what to do. It is not a good time for Ashley Cole, if Cheryl does decide to file for divorce she would be entitled up to Ł4m in divorce settlement.

The Beckham effect

It was obvious even before those spectacular Armani underwear billboards that David Beckham had a special effect on women. Sure he can make Japanese women swoon and whatnot, but this latest story takes the biscuit altogether. Becks was hanging out at a pre-Grammy party (without Victoria as I might suspect she would have something to say about it) when a young fan came over for a chat. Becks kissed the girl on the cheek and the poor woman literally fainted.

I’m trying to think who else would have that effect, however apart from Brad Pitt none else comes to mind. And Becks reaction – an instant classic, he was quoted as saying “Get her some water. She’ll be ok.” Cool as a cucumber old Goldenballs.

Meanwhile Posh is in New York, buying Valentine’s cards along the lines of “I cant (bear) to be without you” with gummy bears stuck in front. Pardon me while I gag. All corniness aside Posh will have to make a bit of an effort, for heaven’s sake the man makes women faint in his presence, gummy bears just wont do.

The most expensive text message in the world

Remember last week when we were wondering what Cristiano Ronaldo will do with all the money he got from Manchester United? Well, Ronaldo did splash out on a new car in fact he splashed out on Ł875.000 worth of a new car, custom made Bugatti Veyron. Unfortunately when you do buy such a set off wheels there is a waiting list and not even being Cristiano Ronaldo will shorten the 12 months waiting period.

But Ronaldo has also been splashing out on texts. It seems he is prone to texting during training and Ferguson is not pleased. Fergie introduced a Ł2000 on-the-spot penalty for anyone caught texting during the training sessions and Ronaldo got caught 4 times already. Ł8000 in fines! In one day! Now we know he has plenty of money, but still if anything will cure him off this habit Ł2000 a pop will.

Untypical WAG

Jamelia is one tough cookie. And somewhat untypical WAG. She announced her engagement to Darren Byfield of Bristol City and she is all for pre-nups. In the light of the McCartney – Mills divorce battle Jamelia shared with the press ”I’m all for pre-nups… I’m going to ask my fiancé Darren to sign one, but he doesn’t know yet.”

Well it might have been a bit better if she actually told Darren beforehand rather then him finding out about it in the newspapers but you cannot but admire her stand. Especially when you consider the reputation WAGs have. If WAGs had a club, my guess is Jamelia would be barred. Good on you girl.

Sexiest WAGs

Last but not least, a bit of a treat for the lads. Capello might have banned them, but fortunately the ban does not apply to the media. The Sun made the list of the top 12 sexiest WAGs of the moment. So what do you think? Do you agree with their choice? Do you disagree? Has anyone been left out?