Aug
8
2008

The Peter Kenyon Effect

Written by Denise

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Following Abramovich’s arrival, Chelsea were hardly the most popular club on the planet, so the decision regarding who should be appointed Chief Executive, you’d assume, was given careful consideration.

After all, this particular candidate was not only going to be responsible for increasing Chelsea’s commercial income but was also going to be the club’s main spokesperson. But, you’d assume wrong, because careful consideration clearly wasn’t on the agenda when Peter Kenyon was hired.

I’m not suggesting whatever he’d done before he’d come to Chelsea was of no consequence, because despite Manchester United being his first job at a football club, he’d managed to secure the club some very lucrative sponsorship deals as well as being involved in the signing of players such as Ruud Van Nistelrooy and Rio Ferdinand. Rumour has it he even played a major part when it came to twisting Ferguson’s arm to delay his retirement. But how much could you trust a born and bred man whose professed ‘loyalty’ to the club he was supposedly a lifelong supporter of was so easily bought?

Anyway, sadly for Chelsea, the decision was made, Kenyon arrived in February 2004 and the question of trust was soon answered with him twisting the knife firmly in Ranieri’s back whilst courting Sven-Goran Eriksson. This, in turn, was warmly received by the home crowd, who treated him to a rendition of “Stand up if you hate Kenyon! Stand up if you hate Kenyon!” - which he obviously enjoyed because he then went on to pull stunts like inviting Arsenal players out for meals until they became ex-Arsenal players – all in the name of commercial income obviously.

The man just doesn’t care who he tramples over in order to make money. Supporters have become mere ‘customers’ as he tests loyalty to extremes, knowing that unlike his own ‘devotion’ to the reds, ours would remain intact long after he’s gone. Marketing the ‘brand’ of Chelsea with meaningless tours to ‘broaden the fanbase’ and take Chelsea ‘global’.

Whatever happened to preseason games you could realistically attend? What happened to season tickets with domestic cups as part of the package? Peter Kenyon happened. Never mind the loyal fanbase if you can pick up a few stragglers in Asia or bring in a few fly-by-nights for a cup game, eh Peter?

Now having alienated the majority inside Chelsea, it would seem he’s concentrating his efforts on anyone remaining outside Stamford Bridge who doesn’t despise him already. With absolutely no consideration given to the fact that it really wasn’t all that long ago when it was Chelsea unable to compete with the top clubs in their own league (and why would he?), Kenyon arrogantly dismisses concerns regarding lack of competition outside of the top four.

With the sort of condescension that’d push a nun to commit GBH, he says “Other teams in England should be knocking on our door, teams like Tottenham, Newcastle, Villa, Everton, it’s more about them getting their houses in order rather than us coming down to their level.”

Is he honestly suggesting the fact that Chelsea are £578 million in debt, to one man, entitles him to brag? Or the fact that we can ‘afford’ to shell out ridiculous sums of money, not only for the big time Charlies who demand £150,000 a week until they get their pension (chip off the old block with that sort of loyalty eh?) but also for players who wouldn’t even recognise the inside of Stamford Bridge? Then again, maybe it’s because he knows we’ll be self-sufficient by 2010?!

His arrogance is mind-blowing, he might believe that one man’s money makes us superior but in truth Chelsea lost more last season than any of the clubs outside the top four made – doesn’t sound like a man doing his job to me. You see, Kenyon’s a businessman first and foremost and he’s been sidetracked into believing he’s a football man, so he’s taken to talking about things he knows nothing about. It’s no coincidence that from the minute Mourinho left we’ve all had to endure his Gollum-like features on our screens almost regularly enough to be classed as abuse.

What was all that about in Moscow if not proof that he’s totally forgotten his position at the club? Manchester United were led up to receive their winners medals by Sir Bobby Charlton (and rightly so), who incidentally was far too humble to accept a medal having not taken part in the game. And the losers? Oh well, we didn’t feel humiliated anywhere near enough apparently, we had to suffer the indignity of having the ex-chief executive of Umbro accepting a medal off Platini.

His leading the players up that night demonstrates his total lack of class to the watching world. He’s a nobody who believes he’s bigger than he is as a result of money, and it’s that image of Chelsea that Peter Kenyon is ‘globally’ marketing.

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Discussion - 6 Responses

  1. As a Utd fan, I wouldn’t have nessesarily thought this for myself, as to be honest with you I havent really thought about it.

    But when you word it like that, its nice to read another stab in the back for the treturous £$%^&*() that is PK.

    Im glad he went to CFC however, because in all honesty, he wasn’t that good at his job when he was at Utd.

    David Gill all the way. He has the class to represent Utd.

  2. I think they had a specific corporate post that was designated to lead the teams for the medals - Bobby Charlton is a director after all and the club’s spokesman while Kenyon is a director / spokesman as well (and not the CEO).

    So that might have had something to do with him being up there…

    And I agree with his statement about other clubs needing to step their game up - yes Chelsea are in debt but this is a business, not a game and as a business Chelsea are doing much better in the long-term stakes than Spurs / Villa, both because of on-pitch performances and because of off-pitch commercial activities.

    What I’d *really* like to see though - would be for a big-four team to end outside the top four this season. Just shake things up a bit.

  3. I’m glad someone called that nonsense with him leading them up in the Champions league final - I couldn’t believe my eyes. I stood in front of the TV, apoplectic, raging about capitalism, screaming about the commodification of the game of the people and uttering curses about his fat no-necked bald head. Despite my best efforts my friends were not incited to rebellion against ‘the man’ and I went back to my corner with a damp cloth over my face.

    What a f£”$)£$king brilliant article. Thank you.

  4. 12/08/2008 Robert McBride

    I am a chelsea fan, i have been for 20 years since the day i was born.

    A signed Zola shirt hangs from my wall, and many proud moments of my club untill about 2002.

    Kenyon is a cun!”. Once Man U always Man U. He doesnt care about football and is the reason i dont like Roman Abramovich either.

    I also want to point out to any other chelsea fans Drogba is a cheat, a traitor and cares more for his wallet than chelsea he can go too.

  5. 13/08/2008 nagraj

    He is a no good cun! who deliberately made sure we missed out on Ronaldinho because he was fu##ing off to CHelski…

  6. 28/08/2008 Jimmy The Weed

    I am a United fan but I applaud the guy with the Zola shirt and any other Chelsea fan who supports the club and not the wallet and any who’s skin crawls at the sight of this slimy, vampiric gollum

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