April Fools Day
Since April 2007, Soccerlens puts up a series of harmless, fun (for others if not for the supporters of a particular club) fake news items every 1st April. Here they are – read, enjoy, and and join in next time if you’re interested.
Bale: I won’t learn anything at Tottenham
Gareth Bale, Wales international and Southampton star left back, has hit back at rumours that he would favor a move to Tottenham. Bale is now on record as saying that he “won’t learn anything at Tottenham” and he was better off at playing for Southampton in the Championship than for Tottenham.
Abramovich sells Robben; “Real Madrid made Chelsea an offer I couldn’t refuse”
In a sign of things to come, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has admitted in a candid interview that he has accepted a Real Madrid offer for Arjen Robben.
Abramovich: “Chelsea is bigger than Mourinho, I love Chelsea fans”
Roman Abramovich has finally spoken – and his first interview revealed Chelsea secrets and a surprisingly warm affection for Chelsea fans.
Gill: McClaren in frame for Manchester United job
David Gill has responded to Ferguson’s desire to retire at the end of this season by naming an unlikely candidate as successor: Steve McClaren.
Nani: Tottenham are not a big club
Popular transfer target Nani has spoken out on the clubs chasing his signature, and it’s not good news for Tottenham fans.
Ronaldo exclusive: Manchester United can’t keep me here against my wishes
Cristiano Ronaldo has broken his silence and Ferguson’s gag-order over transfer speculation and has boldly claimed that “Manchester United can’t keep me here against my wishes”.
Shepherd: Newcastle to sell Owen to generate funds
The Newcastle chairman has never been a popular figure with Newcastle fans, but this is bound to get him a lynching.
Gerrard: Liverpool’s success depends on me playing in the middle
Steven Gerrard – Liverpool and England talisman – has hit out at Rafa Benitez after Liverpool’s 4-1 win over Arsenal. He’s particularly distressed at Rafa’s decision to keep him on the right wing.
Ferguson: I’ll retire after Manchester United win the treble
In a hard-hitting interview, Sir Alex Ferguson has admitted that if Manchester United win the treble this season, he will considering retiring on a high note.


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