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Manchester United’s fearsome four have established their reputation not only for their brilliant football but also for their sexual exploits, the likes of which have never been revealed to the mass media before.

Sources close to Wayne Rooney have revealed the grand exploits of this foursome with their conquests ranging from the top of Hollywood to the slushpile of non-humanity (and beyond).

Their most famous escapade involves an amazing sex-filled romp on a booze-filled night with two famous sisters, a baby, a Marilyn Monroe wannabe and a goat. All this happened in late 2007, when the four Manchester United stars jetted off to a secret bonding session to Miami, where they met with their *friends* in a 8-person orgy.

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In this week’s WagSnatch roundup, Beckham plays for his England and Hollywood future (what, you think Indiana Jones is just about the money?), Rooney is getting bald, Coleen does not want his name and Danielle Lloyd, famous for stripping in front of a lens, is in a titz over some ‘personal’ saucy photos…

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In today’s edition of WagSnatch Roundup Ashley Cole has a sex ban, Clancy loves her cheeseburgers, Posh launches a new line of men jeans, Chantelle is a wannabe WAG, while we also have a new WAG alert, Danielle Lloyd is still sticking to her no-footballers resolution, what led Gazza to depression and Goldenballs old flame is still milking her 15 minutes of fame.

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In today’s WagSnatch Roundup – is the Cole soap opera FINALLY over, Goldenballs gets chummy on LA Galaxy tour, Posh in a deal for a new reality show, Goldenballs sister celebrates her birthday (without a cat fight this time), Danielle Lloyd says no to footballers, new craze among the WAGs, Rooney likes to float and a bit of a sad news to wrap it all up.

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In this week’s WagSnatch Roundup is Gazza finally on the mend, the Spurs boys are still celebrating, not one but two WAGs get into a catfight, Beckhams exposed and moving on up, Cheryl Cole goes back to her roots and the strangest pulling technique ever.

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In this week’s WagSnatch Roundup, the mythical creature that is a gay footballer exists, Coleen and Wayne snap a Ł2.5 million deal, Rooney’s family banned from celebrations, Beckham on a diet, Victoria has some dedicated fans, Beckhams have another performer in the family, Defoe back with Charlotte, while Danielle Lloyd insures her booty to Ł2 million and last but not least does Ashley Cole still has a wife?

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In today’s edition of WagSnatch Roundup the Cole soap opera continues, read all about the Beckham effect, the most expensive text in the world, Jamelia wants a pre-nup thank you very much and slideshow of the football’s sexiest WAGs.

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In today’s WAGSnatch Roundup - times are changing for the England squad with a new WAG ban imposed, Ronaldo becomes the highest paid footballer in the Premier League, Chelsea’s Anelka is the latest footballer exposed for his cheating ways while Rooney’s little brother has an unusual pulling technique. And lets not forget Loaded’s poll and Prawn awards - who are England’s crappiest football fans?

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In this week’s WagSnatch Roundup footballer’s shenanigans uncovered, Jermain Defoe likes to wear a bra instead of a hat, Ronaldo promised a pay rise if he scores, Thierry Henry is a do-gooder and Keegan gets snubbed time and time again.

Recent weeks have not been good for footballers and their WAG companions. Recent and not so recent shenanigans of some of the top England footballers are biting them on the ass and it is turning into a rather bad episode of Footballers’ Wives.

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In this week’s WagSnatch roundup Ronaldo’s mum begs his son to come and play for Real Madrid, Wayne Rooney is voted the ugliest footballer (but that would not stop women from dating him), Gunners lose to Spurs and get into a tussle at the pitch, Becks brings attention to Sierra Leone and Slaven Bilic put rumors to rest once and for all – he is not in it for the money.

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In this week’s WagSnatch roundup: another Ronaldo orgy (so he has fun, when will people stop complaining about their excess of hypocritical virtues?), Kaka linked with a corrupt church (does Jesus take kickbacks?), Jermain Defoe’s ex sheds light on their relationship (and sheds her clothes in the process), we find out why Jermaine Pennant is so messed up, Kickette interviews Francesco Toldo (Inter Milan) but sticks to balls and fashion and Fabio Capello is being investigated for tax evasion (will the FA have to fire him before he even manages one game?).

Game? Come on in…

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In case you weren’t paying attention recently, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham took some heat for “accidentally” exiting the Paris Ritz in the middle of the Princess Diana inquest where there just happened to be a lot of media folk and paparazzi present. Seems some people think Victoria did it for the attention. Imagine!

Posh herself says that it was entirely an accident, and she would never do anything disrespectful of the Princess. “I was sure that one day we’d (the Spice Girls) get an invitation for tea at Kensington Palace and that I’d get to meet her - not just in a line, shaking hands or something but a proper chat.”

Well, guess what? Diana was looking down on this and heard everything, and she decided to jet back down to earth for that chat with Posh. And we have the exclusive transcript! Here’s how it went:

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Soccerlens reader avijerseyno9 asked if I could put up “some nice pics of Tottenham WAGS“. I’m always happy to oblige requests, so I put up the idea in the forum early morning and we now have a handful of pics already.

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It’s summer, it’s hot, there’s barely any football going around (if you’re watching pre-season friendlies you’re beyond help) and work can fuck off.

So what do we do? I know what I’ve been doing: Reading Kickette.

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Tevez is supposedly heading to Old Trafford next week for a medical (while West Ham run from the Premier League and Kia runs from Brazilian law enforcement agencies), Liverpool have Babel, Chelsea are after Dani Alves, Arsenal are…well, playing with Wenger, Real Madrid are apparently after Riquelme (what, missing Ronaldo and Beckham already?) and Newcastle fans are thoroughly disappointed that Heinze and Deco don’t consider them a big club. Oh, and Spurs are snapping up young kids everywhere.

Now that we’ve got the transfer humdrum out of the way, let’s look at the really interesting stuff. You know, Beckham’s new LA Galaxy strip, Becks and Posh stripping for W, Ronaldo making out with Bipasha Basu and my devilish plans for Euro 2008.

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