If there’s something that must be said, but cannot be said within blogging / journalistic confines, this is the place to say it. We’ve used this column to poke fun, to provoke and to just say our minds.
You know you’ve ‘made’ it when 6 and 7 yr girls start parodying you.
As they grow up, it’s a frighteningly massive target market. Well done Real Madrid for tapping him up at the right time 
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As we amble through the ‘most amazing transfer season ever’, drunk on the memories of the ‘closest title race ever’ from last season and looking forward to what surely must be ‘the most exciting Premier League season ever’,...
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Written by Ahmed Bilal. 26 comments
At first glance man’s best friend has little relevance to football. I mean let’s face it, if you’re sitting on the psychiatrists couch and he/she is doing that word association thing and comes up with the word dog are you likely to answer football...
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Written by BD Condell. 8 comments
Because you know, it’s not about the money but the ambition of playing for the richest owners in the game.
Written by Soccerlens. 4 comments
Walking to the paper shop a couple of weeks ago, I had that ‘forgot something’ feeling. I tapped my pockets to make sure I had my usual essentials in tow; wallet, phone, keys. All there, but something still wasn’t right. I knew I hadn’t left...
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Written by Gary Toal. 9 comments
My only question is – is this a yellow card offense or is this OK because there’s no skin showing?
When it comes to discussing Michael Jackson’s legacy, it’s fair to say the King of Pop had much more influence on music than he did on football, unless you count Bas Savage’s moonwalking goal celebrations for Tranmere Rovers. And...
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Written by Gary Andrews. 3 comments
Where would we all be without the UK Press? An even better question is what am I doing adding even more print to the already exhausted saga of the world record transfer of the greatest narcissist in the history of football?
Ronaldo must be positively...
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Written by BD Condell. 13 comments
Liverpool may have the edge on the rest of England when it comes to European titles, but when it comes to women they seem to be two steps behind (either that or Everton’s PR team has very average taste).
You don’t have to pick a...
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Written by Soccerlens. 14 comments
Two goals in the last 9 games. That is the total tally for Samuel Eto’o. Here is an overview over the games:
Written by Steffen Risager. 6 comments
