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7 Reasons Why Americans Suck At Soccer

You Suck. Big Time.

The world’s greatest nation is surprisingly mediocre when it comes to playing the world’s most popular sport. It’s not that they keep losing – far from it. Americans have a winning mentality that automatically ensures that whatever team they put out will be competitive. However, when it comes to genuine footballing talent, the US are…

Euro 2008 Babes | Euro 2008 Fans

Euro 2008 Babes | Euro 2008 Fans

Euro 2008 Babes… For those of you who asked and expected And if you’re looking for more eye-candy, just go through the football babes section.

Is it easier to win the Euro or the World Cup?

Is it easier to win the Euro or the World Cup?

A question on the SoccerLens Forum recently asked whether it would be harder for teams to win the European Football Championships or the World Cup. A friendly argument ensued: The discussion ignored the number of games that the winner needs to play at each tournaments – 7 at World Cup as opposed to 6 at…

Cesc Fabregas Spoof Football Show – Goonerball, but not as you know it

We’ve all seen the Cesc Fabregas show, right? Well here it is, redone and touched up, with Bob Boonah as your host:

Nike: Most Wanted – SAF to train the future stars of football

Nike: Most Wanted is a collaborative project between the Premier League and Nike in the close season – it aims to find 22 of the country’s most talented undiscovered players with the hunger, drive and determination to take their game to the next level. There will be trials across the UK & Ireland – technical,…

Who’s That Player – Euro 2008 Edition

Who’s That Player – Euro 2008 Edition

You think you know enough about football? Then would you care to share your knowledge with the, um… world? Below are descriptions of seven different players who will feature at the upcoming European Championships. My goal is to misguide you and I will use any tools available to me except lies. So, have fun and…

Who’s That Manager – Euro 2008 Edition

Who’s That Manager – Euro 2008 Edition

There is a feeling of restlessness among football fans; for many of us Saturday evening just cannot come soon enough. So, to make the hours shorter, I have devised a little game that should take you a good while to complete. It is a new (and improved?) version of “Who’s That Manager?” which I published…

When Hot Women Play Football…

When Hot Women Play Football…

England’s absence from Euro 08 pretty much means that the 170 or so players available for selection to Fabio Capello will put their legs up this summer and relax. But what about the fans?

Manchester United fan? Liverpool fan? Or are you just a clueless idiot?!

Manchester United fan? Liverpool fan? Or are you just a clueless idiot?!

It is a Public Holiday in England today. You can tell just by looking out of the window and seeing how heavily it is raining! The English football season is very nearly over and for us in the UK we have a pressure free Euro 2008 to look forward to without any of our teams…

Exeter City: Goodbye to the Conference

Exeter City: Goodbye to the Conference

Ok, I give up. I’ve written and rewritten the first few paragraphs of this piece more times that I’d care to count and have utterly failed to keep any balance of neutrality regarding the Conference playoff final at the weekend. The situation also isn’t helped by the fact the game is largely a blur to…


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