Off The Record News Archives


If there’s something that must be said, but cannot be said within blogging / journalistic confines, this is the place to say it. We’ve used this column to poke fun, to provoke and to just say our minds.

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Apr
27
2007

Breaking News: Newcastle Striker Found Snorting Cocaine

Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins recently announced that next season, Newcastle United were capable of challenging for...

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Apr
25
2007

Mourinho, the master baiter, sacrifices himself for Chelsea’s cause. What a champion!

Like players, there are few managers who can aspire to true greatness. People like Bill Shankly and Alex Ferguson come along once in a generation. For each Shankly, there are hundreds of other managers who fade into obscurity, and dozens who come close...

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Apr
22
2007

Manchester United, Tottenham, Manchester City, & Charlton players in gay sting!

Finally! Evidence that homosexuality is rampant in football! David James is going to be...

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Apr
19
2007

Crazy West Ham fans attack Chelsea bus, will the police do something please?

After Chelsea beat West Ham 4-1, after Jose Mourinho skipped the post-match press conference in protest and Shaun Wright-Phillips finally had the night that he has dreamt about since coming to Chelsea, there was time enough to look back to before the...

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Apr
17
2007

Why are you a football fan?

Thanks to Ollie over at Who Ate All The Pies for putting the link up.

In simple terms, this is why you watch football.

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Apr
13
2007

Blessed are the Water Carriers

Eric Cantona once famously described the role of Didier Deschamp in the French national team as that of a ‘water-carrier’, the impish implication being that he toiled to win the ball and pass it on to more skillful players, such as Cantona...

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Apr
5
2007

What if football clubs were women?

What if football clubs were women?

Who would you pick to represent your club?

Inspired from this forum post, I thought I’d make a list of our own for Soccerlens.

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Mar
29
2007

Footballers pay a heavy price for fame

What the Czech players did last Saturday was nothing new – sad as it may seem to the hypocritical, self-righteous media, it is something that happens every night, wherever there are people with money.

What bothers me though, is this:

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Mar
29
2007

The English media and the fans are pathetic and deserve the worst

We’ve spent so long criticising and whinging about the England team and the players that we now take it as our god-given right to attack the national team at every turn.

It sucks, it’s weak, it’s gone too far and it must stop.

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Mar
23
2007

The State Of The “Beautiful” Game

Here’s an experiment – please read the following two paragraphs and tell me what you think:

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