Jun
23
2009
Newcastle reveals secret weapon: Return to the Premier League ensured!
Newcastle United revealed their super secret weapon that they are planning to use to get back in the Premiership. They’ll be using this to win all their away games without any problem at all and hopefully their home kit will help them just enough to top the league with flying colors and come back in the Premiership and create havoc for all their opponents. Watch out England, Newcastle is going to be unleashed on 8th August, 2009! Adidas is responsible for all of this.
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WHAT THE!?!?!?!
This is bloody hideous…..
Is it a joke?
that strip is the worst strip ever it is fukin gay
Fuckin disgusting.
At least it follows the same theme as the home kit :\
That has got to be the worst kit i have ever seen from any club or manufacturer. Who on earth approved this kit and thought ‘the newcastle fans will love this shirt’?
REDICULOUS!
Is this the April fool’s joke?!? Look stupid!! They really deserve to play in the Championship!
those are legit
what is it with teams and yellow??
As a newcastle fan, i can safely say that this is my least favourite newcastle shirt ever. I wonder if we’d have stayed up, we’d have worn that still or if adidas just thought meh, that’ll do!
to think this followed the purple shirt which was my favourite away shirt ever! crazyness!!
What were they thinking?!
ridiculous is not spelled with an e…get educated…this kit is cool, it’s different at least…they definitely need a change
bahaha sucks to be a newcastle supporter=P
but its a funny feeling when i look at it
All I have to say is, I feel sorry for newcastle supporters, and also HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME ADIDAS?????????????????????
Worst football kit ever. And they thought that the relegation was bad enough =s
When they wear that in a game they’ll look like Mr. Kipling cakes!
Horrible.
As a Boro fan I have to say that I thought our new shirt was bad enough, but thank you Newcastle! You’ve taken the spotlight off us!!
Well, Jonas Gutierrez likes it…or at least the fixed smile on his face shows he’s pretending to. The real issue with this kit though (apart from the runny egg yolk/egg white colour combination) surely has to be the shirt sponsor. Northern Rock? A company now almost entirely owned by the British taxpayer, and the lender that epitomises the banking collapse. Newcastle will probaby be about as successful in the championship next season…
oh my god just when we thought things couldnt get any worse they turn us in to a laughing stock for the second time people are not going to take us seriuous thanks alot (not)
still better than the makems tops lol
the first thing that springs to mind… deck chair!! haha!
my eyes!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!
He looks like a Solero
nice
“…they’ll look like Mr. Kipling cakes!” Nice one!
I like this strip but think it’d look better with a bit more black in it and black shorts.
hmmm.. imagine their away match guys..
there will be 10 bananas running around playing football..
the mags gonna look like cunts for the upcoming year…….
ouch!
i can understand why Owen left…
Wow….poor Newcastle United. They got regelated and now they have to wear these crap uniforms.
WOAH