Feb
8
2008

Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans

Written by Ahmed Bilal

Soccerlens Babe

On Red Rants, someone pointed to this thread on Red Cafe poking fun at Arsenal’s on-field celebrations, and I have to say, if you eliminate the cheap shots and the abusive jokes, there are a few real gems in there.

So, please go have a look, and see if you can come up with something funnier.

A quick disclaimer – before you burn us on the stake, consider that this is an open forum and as such, you are free to submit your own gags (tasteful, please), video links and images for us to share (whether they are on Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham or anyone else). As long as they are genuinely funny and not crass, they’ll get published.



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Discussion - 18 Responses

  1. nice one Ahmad.

  2. jealous the quality arsenal team..

  3. 08/02/2008 Spurs Tick

    Thats true!

  4. arsenal fans find it funny too…maybe there is hope after all :)

  5. 08/02/2008 gershom

    hey, guys she is not beautiful, real women are beautiful and she is not one of them. Arsenal funs demand the best and she cant make the grade, thats not our problem.

  6. 08/02/2008 stonroy

    Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans hey? How do I send a photo of my smoking hot wife in an Arsenal Jersey? You will be so embarrased you will shut down this website straight away?

  7. stonroy – send it to me on ahmed[at]soccerlens.com :)

  8. 08/02/2008 Gooner4ever

    Nice read

    Maybe next week we can start with ManUtd pictures, I’m sure we can find pretty good ones…

  9. Amusing, but puerile :-)

    Ahmed – I know you’re a big WAG fan. Do you know of Liz Scolari? Santi Scolari was my favourite player when he was at Real and at the risk of sounding chauvinistic, his sister Liz, a model, is a smoking hottie.

  10. Ahah pretty funny. Gets repetitive after a while, but I was laughing out loud for a few of those… :D

  11. 09/02/2008 stonroy

    She won’t bloody let me send it!! Give me some time.

  12. 09/02/2008 iqnadirshah

    Not bad. How about a new one? “The different excuses given by Cristiano Ronaldo after he loses the ball”? There should be lots of those……………(I’d do it, but dont want to spend that much time on manure)

  13. 09/02/2008 mozart

    don’t be jealous of arsenal.i know your team don’t have the quality we got.

  14. 09/02/2008 Ipanema Bob

    I would seriously consider switching allegiance to Tottenham, Chelsea, Man Utd… anything if it’ll help become “friends” with the above girl. She’s fine.

  15. “don’t be jealous of arsenal.i know your team don’t have the quality we got..”..tht’s just downright sad…

  16. 05/05/2008 knightingale87

    real women date rugby players, dats 4 sure

  17. I don’t think real women waste time dressing in comedy t-shirts >:]

  18. I’m inclined to agree, but you’d be surprised at what else they waste time dressing into…

    no time wasted in getting out of them though, but that’s a different story…

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