Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans
On Red Rants, someone pointed to this thread on Red Cafe poking fun at Arsenal’s on-field celebrations, and I have to say, if you eliminate the cheap shots and the abusive jokes, there are a few real gems in there.
So, please go have a look, and see if you can come up with something funnier.
A quick disclaimer – before you burn us on the stake, consider that this is an open forum and as such, you are free to submit your own gags (tasteful, please), video links and images for us to share (whether they are on Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham or anyone else). As long as they are genuinely funny and not crass, they’ll get published.
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nice one Ahmad.
February 8th, 2008 @ 15:15jealous the quality arsenal team..
February 8th, 2008 @ 15:35Thats true!
February 8th, 2008 @ 15:44arsenal fans find it funny too…maybe there is hope after all
February 8th, 2008 @ 16:13hey, guys she is not beautiful, real women are beautiful and she is not one of them. Arsenal funs demand the best and she cant make the grade, thats not our problem.
February 8th, 2008 @ 17:46Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans hey? How do I send a photo of my smoking hot wife in an Arsenal Jersey? You will be so embarrased you will shut down this website straight away?
February 8th, 2008 @ 18:37stonroy – send it to me on ahmed[at]soccerlens.com
February 8th, 2008 @ 19:59Nice read
Maybe next week we can start with ManUtd pictures, I’m sure we can find pretty good ones…
February 8th, 2008 @ 20:42Amusing, but puerile
Ahmed – I know you’re a big WAG fan. Do you know of Liz Scolari? Santi Scolari was my favourite player when he was at Real and at the risk of sounding chauvinistic, his sister Liz, a model, is a smoking hottie.
February 9th, 2008 @ 00:03Ahah pretty funny. Gets repetitive after a while, but I was laughing out loud for a few of those…
February 9th, 2008 @ 00:36She won’t bloody let me send it!! Give me some time.
February 9th, 2008 @ 01:40Not bad. How about a new one? “The different excuses given by Cristiano Ronaldo after he loses the ball”? There should be lots of those……………(I’d do it, but dont want to spend that much time on manure)
February 9th, 2008 @ 03:46don’t be jealous of arsenal.i know your team don’t have the quality we got.
February 9th, 2008 @ 05:23I would seriously consider switching allegiance to Tottenham, Chelsea, Man Utd… anything if it’ll help become “friends” with the above girl. She’s fine.
February 9th, 2008 @ 06:27“don’t be jealous of arsenal.i know your team don’t have the quality we got..”..tht’s just downright sad…
February 9th, 2008 @ 07:30real women date rugby players, dats 4 sure
May 5th, 2008 @ 06:53I don’t think real women waste time dressing in comedy t-shirts >:]
February 11th, 2009 @ 10:23I’m inclined to agree, but you’d be surprised at what else they waste time dressing into…
no time wasted in getting out of them though, but that’s a different story…
February 11th, 2009 @ 13:53