Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans

Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans

On Red Rants, someone pointed to this thread on Red Cafe poking fun at Arsenal’s on-field celebrations, and I have to say, if you eliminate the cheap shots and the abusive jokes, there are a few real gems in there.

So, please go have a look, and see if you can come up with something funnier.

A quick disclaimer – before you burn us on the stake, consider that this is an open forum and as such, you are free to submit your own gags (tasteful, please), video links and images for us to share (whether they are on Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham or anyone else). As long as they are genuinely funny and not crass, they’ll get published.

Topics: Arsenal, Off The Record

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18 Comments

  1. XerxesK

    nice one Ahmad.

    February 8th, 2008 @ 15:15
  2. arsenal malaysia

    jealous the quality arsenal team..

    February 8th, 2008 @ 15:35
  3. Spurs Tick

    Thats true!

    February 8th, 2008 @ 15:44
  4. Ahmed Bilal

    arsenal fans find it funny too…maybe there is hope after all :)

    February 8th, 2008 @ 16:13
  5. gershom

    hey, guys she is not beautiful, real women are beautiful and she is not one of them. Arsenal funs demand the best and she cant make the grade, thats not our problem.

    February 8th, 2008 @ 17:46
  6. stonroy

    Real Women Don’t Date Arsenal Fans hey? How do I send a photo of my smoking hot wife in an Arsenal Jersey? You will be so embarrased you will shut down this website straight away?

    February 8th, 2008 @ 18:37
  7. Ahmed Bilal

    stonroy – send it to me on ahmed[at]soccerlens.com :)

    February 8th, 2008 @ 19:59
  8. Gooner4ever

    Nice read

    Maybe next week we can start with ManUtd pictures, I’m sure we can find pretty good ones…

    February 8th, 2008 @ 20:42
  9. Hugo Steckelmacher

    Amusing, but puerile :-)

    Ahmed – I know you’re a big WAG fan. Do you know of Liz Scolari? Santi Scolari was my favourite player when he was at Real and at the risk of sounding chauvinistic, his sister Liz, a model, is a smoking hottie.

    February 9th, 2008 @ 00:03
  10. Marco Pantanella

    Ahah pretty funny. Gets repetitive after a while, but I was laughing out loud for a few of those… :D

    February 9th, 2008 @ 00:36
  11. stonroy

    She won’t bloody let me send it!! Give me some time.

    February 9th, 2008 @ 01:40
  12. iqnadirshah

    Not bad. How about a new one? “The different excuses given by Cristiano Ronaldo after he loses the ball”? There should be lots of those……………(I’d do it, but dont want to spend that much time on manure)

    February 9th, 2008 @ 03:46
  13. mozart

    don’t be jealous of arsenal.i know your team don’t have the quality we got.

    February 9th, 2008 @ 05:23
  14. Ipanema Bob

    I would seriously consider switching allegiance to Tottenham, Chelsea, Man Utd… anything if it’ll help become “friends” with the above girl. She’s fine.

    February 9th, 2008 @ 06:27
  15. ans

    “don’t be jealous of arsenal.i know your team don’t have the quality we got..”..tht’s just downright sad…

    February 9th, 2008 @ 07:30
  16. knightingale87

    real women date rugby players, dats 4 sure

    May 5th, 2008 @ 06:53
  17. Mike

    I don’t think real women waste time dressing in comedy t-shirts >:]

    February 11th, 2009 @ 10:23
    • Ahmed Bilal

      I’m inclined to agree, but you’d be surprised at what else they waste time dressing into…

      no time wasted in getting out of them though, but that’s a different story…

      February 11th, 2009 @ 13:53

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