Playing-Like-Shit (PLS) Syndrome hits Tottenham and Manchester United
Soccerlens.com is possibly suffering from second-season syndrome (idiot commenters, lazy editor, disappearing contributors). You know, that infliction a team / player get after doing better than expected the season before. Teams like Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers.
They should change the name - it’s not second-season syndrome, it’s post-success stress (PSS), although unforgiving hacks may call it PLS - playing-like-shit.
Because that’s the only description you can have for Spurs losing 1-3 at home to Everton and for Manchester United drawing 1-1 away from home to Portsmouth.
Full credit to Everton and Portsmouth (and Sunderland and Reading before them) - they deserved their points and played very well. Nothing can take that away from them.
But if you’re a Spurs or United fan, the last 5 days have been cause for concern. It might not be time to hit the panic button yet (even though Spurs are mired in relegation zone and United are 4 points behind Chelsea already), but it’s getting close and nervy - the weekend’s games will give us a better picture but if United drop points to Eriksson’s City and Tottenham drop points at home to Derby (the latter is almost impossible, while the former is quite possible), it will be mayhem.
On to the match-by-match reviews:
Tottenham 1-3 Everton
Martin Jol said after the game that he felt rotten, and that’s how many Spurs fans will feel. The Derby game is the easiest of the first 3 games and they *should* win it, but there are signs at WHL that last season’s problems are still there.
Everton have gotten off to a good start for the season and with Fernandes mooted to come in, this squad is getting stronger and stronger. Now for Baines to get back and Moyes to sign a striker.
Birmingham City 2-2 Sunderland
Unlucky McShane chested the ball into his own net but the match overall was as expected - full-tilt, scrappy and even. I haven’t seen the incident but apparently there was a penalty that Sunderland should have won but didn’t. Still, 4 points from 2 tough games is a good return for Keano, and Birmingham will want to build on this and do something about their defense.
Chopra now has 2 goals from 2 games. Chopra who?
Fulham 2-1 Bolton Wanderers
The rain and defensive errors were the only notable aspect of this game, as Bolton took the lead thanks to a poor throw by the Fulham keeper and then two defensive errors giving Fulham 2 goals.
Not surprised that Fulham won - they showed a good fighting spirit against Arsenal and that held them in good stead here. Bolton on the other hand are still finding their feet and it’s not that Bolton haven’t won in the last 4 games, it’s that they’ve been playing listlessly.
Bolton could still end up in the top-10 but with other teams playing with a lot more spirit they increasingly look like a team on the slide.
Manchester City 1-0 Derby
Not surprising, but the goal by 19-year old Michael Johnson was quite something - A one-two with Elano stranded 4 defenders on the right edge of the box as Johnson strode across to the center, received the ball and let ‘er rip with the outside of his foot for another classy Manchester City goal.
If the current state of affairs continues, there can be only one conclusion for England’s international performances in the last 5 years - the players are shit.
Derby fought hard and caused City troubles and were saved by Kasper Schmeichel on several occasions - in the end none of the ‘effort’ matters as City take the 3 points and join Everton and Chelsea at the top of the table. It’s already looking quite worrying, and on the weekend as City host United, it could get get worse. Derby travel to White Hart Lane to play Spurs, which will be another chance for them to play their hustle-n-bustle game and if they can keep things tight at the back (unlikely), they could get a point.
Well played by Richards, mind you. Will be interesting to see how McClaren plays him against Germany.
Portsmouth 1-1 Manchester United
Good goal by Paul Scholes, Good movement and cross by Mathew Taylor for the Pompey goal, and good play overall by Pompey (the subs by Harry worked, while United’s and looked uninspired).
What can I say without smashing my laptop or cursing Ferguson to the 7 hells? The harsh reality is that Manchester United are 4 points behind Chelsea, and unless we are banking on winning at Stamford Bridge, United need to start winning to stand any chance of retaining their title. Right now they don’t look like title winners, but neither do scrappy Chelsea. They’re still winning their games though, while United aren’t.
Match review coming up shortly, will discuss United’s problems in detail there.
Reading 1-2 Chelsea
Chelsea won a difficult game and they have Drogba, Lampard and Mourinho’s half-time talk to thank for it. They worrying thing is that Carvalho went off injured and I’m not sure if he’ll be fit to play on the weekend. Alex still has a couple of weeks of training to go before he can play, so the weekend might see Chelsea go to Anfield without Carvalho and Terry - a worrying thought.
Reading can be proud of the way they played, although I get the feeling that sometimes they are one or two quality players short and against disciplined, focused teams they can suffer if they are matched in the physical stakes. Not to say that Reading play an overly-physical game, but that if you neutralise the physical aspect of their game and match their discipline, it’s becomes relatively easier to pick them off if you have quality and experienced players to do so.
United couldn’t manage either, Chelsea managed both and won a difficult away game, props to them.
Wigan 1-0 Middlesbrough
When games turn scrappy, lack in quality and feature mistakes from both sides, the dry sarcasm of the BBC match reports has no equals.
I’ll let them tell the story:
In a first half perhaps best described as disjointed, it was Wigan who created the greater number of half chances.
The home side featured three players making their home debuts in defence, but it was the Boro backline that played as if they met for the first time on the team bus.
And:
Boro, playing as if on a healthy draw bonus, created their first half-chance on 29 minutes.
The rest of the article does little to hide the author’s contempt for the football on display.
It’s a bit harsh to come down so hard on Boro so early in the season but Southgate’s had his ‘first season’ plus a pre-season to iron out the kinks, you don’t get many second chances in football and Boro are going to be in serious trouble if Southgate doesn’t change things around.
Wigan look like they might do better than Boro this season, but that’s not saying much, is it?
Also today, Liverpool and Arsenal played in Europe, and won their respective qualifiers.
Toulouse 0-1 Liverpool
Routine win, nothing to sweat about and Voronin, Benayoun and Babel got more time to play, as did Sissoko.
The return leg will be similarly comfortable and in these situations you don’t expect Rafa’s teams to expend any more energy than is absolutely necessary to win. With Carvalho picking up an injury, today’s game would have given Rafa some idea about his choice of wingers for the game against Chelsea - I’d start with Babel at the very least.
Sparta Prague 0-2 Arsenal
Arsenal got kicked about but Flamini and Fabregas held the team together in the middle of the park and eventually Arsenal’s quality shone through. Clichy’s assist was quite good and so was Sagna’s, and it wouldn’t have escaped anyone’s notice that Hleb now has 2 goals from 2 games. If he makes it 3 out of 3, will some Arsenal fans apologise? I’m just enjoying the revival, it’s good to see a player improve his game.
Next up, a match report on United’s dismal performance, and there will be the regular weekend preview on Friday. If there are any changes you want to suggest to the format, please do so in the comments ![]()








Perhaps some of the other writers can do their own peiece and change it between a few people week by week. It’s excellent work at the moment Ahmed, but if anyone is up for providing their own previews occasionally, or predictions, then it could be an idea.
Eugune
fair point. You can also use the preview / review threads to give your own views on games, although I think we could probably use more fan-based match reports instead of short reviews.
You up for anything of the sort?
Ahmad.
Could do, I was personally planning on doing a report on the match at Anfield over the weekend, but the more people who contribute, the better it will be for the site.
Reports from the likes of Man City, Fulham, Bolton fans and the like would be good, just to see what they make of their own teams’ performances and the like. Certainly the site is weighted towards the big four and other teams up there, but then that’s the same with almost every blog of this kind. The more team reports from more fans that the site gets, the more diverse it becomes, and that can’t be a bad thing now, can it?
Agreed.
the United match report is up.
I dont know why Mourinho started with Sidwell, the moment Obi Mikel entered Chelsea seemed a different side and Reading were simply no match for them. Mikel did the consolidation work and brilliantly retained possession.
n Scholes strike was awesome, so was Drogba’s too.
I hope for Utd’s sake, that they start playing good again soon.
It was at at this part of the season last year where Utd got ahead of Chelsea, and Chelsea never caught up!
Reading are doing alright at the minute, they look as if they will stay up. I hope they do.
Suderland are also doing well…YES. 4 points out of 2 games is good for them at these ealy stages of the league.
I’m thrilled at Hleb’s two goals so far this season. He also put one past Inter over the summer at the Emirates Cup (I know, it’s a friendly, but whatever).
He’s really flourishing playing right behind van Persie
Oh Joy!
Great game! I envision Van Persie & Hleb as the new one-two punch combo of Wenger’s Arsenal (RVP is the Left-Hook & Hleb is the straight jab!). I really, really hope Wenger isn’t thinking of selling any of these players before the transfer window. The team seems to be playing together quite nicely & i feel that nothing should upset this apple-cart.
I just hope Arsene can get his shit together & buy the winger we so desperately need. You have the money! Just don’t sell anymore players!
I don’t wanna talk the results up any more than i am at the moment coz i know we still have problems. But i have been thinking about new nicknames for Hleb.
Lookin at the picture above i’ve come up with ‘Hlebmometer’ coz he seems to raise the temperature of the game there, ‘The H(leb)-Bomb’ is something he could grow into if he makes these goals a regular habit (also suitable coz he’s coming from a former Soviet Republic!)
Hey Ahmed I could probably do a few SPL roundups because I have Setanta and watch Celtic every week and they usually have a roundup of the rest of the games after the match.
Ahmed. Whats happening bud. Why does it take so long for a piece to be uploaded. That piece thats hanging on my profile needs to be deleted now because it had a nice little prediction about Spurs loosing to Everton, which happened! I knew it would but its pointless posting it now!!!
Chelsea look quite good with all their players injured!
did you even see the birmingham game?
OK then this is a really weird season so far.
Man United::: Both Rooney and Ronaldo cant play man united its a dash to their Title hopes.
Chelsea:::::: Injuries Galore big players can’t play a little slice in thier title hopes.
Liverpool:::: Gerrard is out for a week or two after Chelsea (not a big concern). but now we are a match behind and that can be a hurt on morale.
Arsenal:::::: Top Striker leaves in the summer and similar as liverpool are a game behind.
Spurs::::::::Great Expectations but now a bit depressing on the team.
Everton::::::New smart signings a team that is cleary moving up and up should have at least 5 more points than last season perhaps alot more.
So are Everton in with a chance I know its only two games gone but all the teams above them suffering problems (although Liverpools isnt that bad
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I’m just glad Boro are showing their quality.
Can I just say, in Middlesbrough’s defence, that the average age of our back-line was just 21 the in the games against Blackburn and Wigan. We have injuries to Woodgate, Huth, Pogatetz & Young, so in other words, our entire first choice defence.
If you watched the highlights of the Blackburn match, every single clip was of Middlesbrough, the only 2 chances Rovers had were the goals. Even Paul Merson (who despises Boro) said that we should’ve at least gotten a draw out of the game. So we can’t have done that badly to say we had half of our reserves on the pitch.
Though I admit we were completely useless against Wigan. Boring and shit to be quite honest. I think this was more to do with over-cautious tactics than bad players though(as I’ve already stated, we dominated Blackburn for the vast majority of the game).
I think our main problem is that Yakubu is playing like an over-cooked piece of broccoli & Aliadiere has only ever played about 4 Premier League matches in his entire life, so needs more matches to sharpen up his play. I think Mido should prove to be a decent signing, though we paid a little over the odds due to Sunderland’s embarrasing attempts to cash in on Roy Keane.
We’re also missing Rochemback due to suspension who is our main creative play in the middle of the pitch.
I know most people won’t give a shit about what I’m saying, but I just get pissed off with teams like Newcastle and Chelsea bleating on about injuries & suspensions as if no one else has them.
Middlesbrough will pick it up. Mark my words.