Search Menu
  1. The Communist Republic of Arsene Wenger

    For a manager who rarely witnesses the on-pitch misdemeanours of his own team, Arsene Wenger is never short of views on football’s bigger picture. Comrade Wenger has used his weekend off to good effect by bemoaning the break-up of communist …


    Read More

  2. Five Things We Know About England

    Watch England v Croatia live online. They say that history repeats itself. In England’s case, stupidity repeats itself, ad nauseam. You could drive yourself insane hypothesizing how England will line up against Croatia (doesn’t matter if players lack discipline and …


    Read More

  3. Did Andorra secure a moral win?

    Andorra coach David Rodrigo claims his side’s 0-2 defeat against England was a moral victory for the tiny country. While it was undoubtedly a better result for Andorra than England would have hoped for, it was a somewhat predictable outcome. …


    Read More

  4. Egg and chips – por favor grasos

    It infuriates me when people are judged on their appearance. Just because Rafa Benitez is a tubby mess, this does not give opposing supporters the right to abuse him. The Aston Villa supporters went well over the top with their …


    Read More

  5. Can England put a stop to the madness?

    Football has gone crazy this week. Manchester City got rich and Robinho got signed, there was Alan Curbishley and Kevin Keegan’s decision to leave their posts, and the whole Dimitar Berbatov saga. What we need to settle things down is …


    Read More

  6. Football makes ‘Sweet Dreams’ come true

    You know what really stood out about the recently closed transfer window?  Not the brinksmanship, the complaints about tapping up, or even the idea of billion-dollar teams squabbling over a couple million pounds.  The one thing that really stood out …


    Read More

  7. A simple answer to most football problems

    What’s wrong with football? Ask any fan and you’d wish you’d never gotten them started. The referees get it wrong, the players cheat (always the opposition, mind you), there’s too much money in the game, the players are greedy bastards …


    Read More