England play Kazhakstan at Wembley on Saturday in a World Cup Qualifier, and our friends at Subside Sports are celebrating the game with a ‘Mankini’ competition in which you have the chance to win a 50 pound SS voucher for free.

I don’t know how to put it into words, but luckily for us (or not) SS have some wholly appropriate pictures depicting exactly what’s going on.

Take a look:

A little Mankini fun…

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Mission: Impossible - trying to stop the Tartan Army getting drunk