Manchester United Players To Blow Over £100,000 On Girls, Gambling and Booze For Christmas
A Christmas party to remember for a lifetime: that’s what the Man Utd players are preparing to cap a pretty successful 2007 year. According to the Daily Mirror, the EPL Champions have in store something big enough “to make the Wags rock back on their designer heels”…
Leading the “organizing committee”, Red Devil center-back Rio Ferdinand is collecting £4,000 from EACH player to organise the lads’ Christmas party and “rounding up 100 ‘gorgeous females’ to keep them company on their drinking, lapdancing and gambling blow out“. The 25 players, who earn tens of thousands a week, seem to have already chipped in a total of £100,000 for the event, and have recruited several trusted girls to hand-pick the beauties to invite to a finale in private surroundings.
Obviously, for those who hadn’t guessed yet: wives and girlfriends are strictly NOT INVITED. Yup, striker Wayne Rooney’s fiancee Coleen McLouglin and the others will be out of sight and can only guess what is going on. Another one barred from attending is Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson, who is believed to have given a reluctant blessing to the knees-up. Indeed, Man Utd do not play again until the following Sunday (when they take on Everton at home) which should give the Red Devils a week to get ready for their next game. Fergie privately warned his boys not to get into any trouble though. Yeah right… booze, gambling, ‘gorgeous females’… what could possibly go wrong?
“The party is for players and invited guests only, strictly no wives, girlfriends or management” said an anonymous United insider. “The lads are employing someone to handpick females to attend. There are strict instructions that only the best-looking girls in Manchester are to be invited“. It also seems that a team of at least 8 security men have been hired, to ensure that guests do not take any mobile phones into the party venue (probably to avoid spicy videos popping up on YouTube the very next day). John Terry is apparently also on the staff list, in case there are any fires to put out.
The festivities will kick off at 12.30pm after the squad finishes training. First stop will be their favourite bar the Living Room, a celebrity haunt in central Manchester. Next is believed to be a trip to the city’s plush new 235 Casino, which they hope to have closed to the public for 3 hours.
After splashing the cash at the roulette and poker tables the players then plan to head to Boutique, a nude lapdancing club worked by beautiful girls. To finish off, the lads will head to an exclusive hotel, the Great John Street (opposite Granada TV) which they have booked it for the entire night from 8pm. The locale has 30 suites, a lounge and cocktail bar, plus a rooftop garden with a hot tub that overlooks the city and the Coronation Street set.
After Cristiano Ronaldo, Nani and Anderson’s orgy with 5 hookers last September, if one thing can be said about the Old Trafford club it’s that its players really know how to party… 
Marco Pantanella writes for the mCalcio blog
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Ahmed? Any comments?
(I know its only a rumour)
I’ll be there, minding the lads
If they would perhaps focus on football maybe they could over take arsenal
I’ll be there, minding the ladies and the booze…
They should donate some of their earnings to a good cause. Overpaid sportstars. WTF!
To Liverpool Fan…
Why dont u worry about your lads taking over arsenal, and again, its been how many years since you overtook anyone…oh I remember..more than a decade..happy holidays mate.
Oh God…the aftermath of this should be good.
they deserve it.
Im guessing that Wenger is laughing as he is reading this. The squad will be wasted for around a week. Well they do deserve it!!!
So next year some other player wins the “FIFA Player of the Year” over a Man U player, we can be rest assured that all the ‘red army’ brigade will the citing this as the reason……
hold on, as much as i despise united n its players( i being a liverpool fan)- with the xception of hargreaves- it is THEIR money. they do what they want with it.
[andrei]
wenger’s reading SL?
[brian w]
the aftermath? mate, the anticipation and the moments themselves will be worth a lot more.
[iqnadirshah]
what, just because your lot are the boring kids and the most fun they have is this? Lighten up, the boys are having fun, staying wound up isn’t going to help them at all.
they don have a game till sunday so what wrong with the lads having a good time.. only prob i have is that they should invite their WAGS we dont want players playing everton bringing domestic problems at home since i know the WAGS wont take it lightly.
its still a rumour though
Arsenal will be reassured top-spot then after chrissy…
But, as much as I don’t like Man Utd and I hate half the players (as Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney spring to mind) I like them in the sence that they do these things, and do not give a fuck about what the media say, or even the consequences eg. with Rooney and Ronaldo’s party earlier this year.
I can’t blame them, If I played pro-football for a team like Manchester Utd (Thats makes me cringe saying ‘a team like’)
I no-doubt would be doing the same,
I cant wait to see what happens either the newspapers well have a field day with this you know.
Ahmed
Who gives a rats ass as to what the manure players do. I was just waiting to see how the ‘red army’ would endorse this(which pretty much happened quite fast with cries of ‘I’ll serve them’,'I’ll be their valets’ ‘I’ll park their cars..’). You’re the one who claimed that kaka’s lifestyle got him the award(and C ronaldo’s made him lose the award), so I’m just provoking……….
oh man..I wanna go too !
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