Comments on: Manchester United fan? Liverpool fan? Or are you just a clueless idiot?!

By: BD Condell

BD Condell — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:08:34 +0000

There’s only one way to handle ABBA, so here goes (Remembering that he’s a Liverpool fan):

He bitches like a ‘Dancing Queen’

Every night as he falls asleep he quietly sings to himself: ‘I have a dream’

As he looks enviously at Man Utd he can’t help humming: ‘Money. Money. Money’

He thinks Gerrard is a ‘Super Trooper’

He looks at the players Man U and Chelsea sign and hums: ‘Take a Chance on Me’

He has to admit that every time Liverpool play Man U they meet their ‘Waterloo.’

And at the end of every season he cries into his bib as he sings: ‘The winner takes it all’

By: Graham Fisher

Graham Fisher — Wed, 28 May 2008 11:06:52 +0000

abba,

I am sorry you feel so strongly about my articles which are simply meant to be light hearted. If you don’t find them at all funny then don’t read them.

I’m struggling to see why you should be so angry and apparently hate me so much just for trying to make people smile?

For your info, I don’t delete comments, that is the responsibility of the moderator of the site.

By: Anser

Anser — Tue, 27 May 2008 23:06:52 +0000

rofl…grahams funny…keep t up man, love ur column-type articles.
â€œAnother note to the author – go die !!!!! you are sooo obtuse it really is unfair on your parents. you are a miscreant and plainly, mind numbingly dumb!!!!!!!â€
LOL!!!!

By: abba(liverpool fan)

abba(liverpool fan) — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:48:24 +0000

WHY NOT? anything is better than the horse dung written by this Fisher clown!!!who knows maybe even the faggorts who support their faggort king Fisher may come to their senses after reading a few lines of what we call a genuine football article

By: MDH

MDH — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:21:57 +0000

Abba’s much funnier than graham. Can he get to do the weekly comedy article instead?

By: abba(liverpool fan)

abba(liverpool fan) — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:38:09 +0000

you just love the attention you are getting from writing stupid biased articles and declared blatantly in your article you are not going to change. what kind of a professional writer are you? its your responsibility to write proper articles even if your work gets noticed or not instead of saying since u are getting famous for writing stupidity you are going to keep on with it. wake up dude. be matured for once. if you insist on doing it your way then join the circus or write for MAD magazine im sure you will get alot of attention there.

(hey fisher,i thought you treated all comments light heartedly, then why delete this comment (above)from the page?not as thick skinned as u wanted us to believe arent you? idiotic clown

By: Liverpool_Fan

Liverpool_Fan — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:25:53 +0000

haha you should have mentioned who wrote them!! Its nice to get a more light hearted article nice 1

By: Gerry McDonnell

Gerry McDonnell — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:31:43 +0000

Nice one Graham.

By: abba(liverpool fan)

abba(liverpool fan) — Tue, 27 May 2008 04:16:31 +0000

By: Hugo Steckelmacher

Hugo Steckelmacher — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:26:03 +0000

I really think this is a prizewinner. The bit about being obtuse is hilarious.

5. â€œAnother note to the author – go die !!!!! you are sooo obtuse it really is unfair on your parents. you are a miscreant and plainly, mind numbingly dumb!!!!!!!â€