Lazy Sunday Transfer Talk: Manchester United Target Torres, Manchester City Get Tevez but not Eto’o, Mascherano to leave Liverpool for Barcelona and Ribery and Benzema to sign for Madrid next summer

Let’s have a look at what’s happening in the transfer rumours today.

The story that immediately got my attention was the one linking Manchester United with an audacious bid for Liverpool’s Spanish striker Fernando Torres. The Sunday Express claim that Fergie will use most of the 80 million Pounds they made from the Ronaldo sale to bring Torres to old Trafford.

The story has no real substance though, there’s not even a sign of the usual “source close to the club revealed this” nonsense that the papers usually use when making up stories. This is clearly a bullshit story because there is no way in hell Liverpool would sell any of their best players to their arch rivals (and vice versa – remember Heinze?). Hell they wouldn’t even sell Djimi Traore to the Red Devils. Got to love lazy journos…

Speaking of the Red Devils, they have apparently been told that highly rated French striker Karim Benzema would not be for sale. The £35m-rated Benzema has been one of Ferguson’s targets for a couple of season’s now but according to The Mirror, Lyon won’t be selling their start striker after the club failed to win the League 1 title for the first time in seven years. “Our idea is to keep Karim for another season,” said Bernard Lacombe, Lyon’s transfer’s adviser.

Carlos Tevez will follow Ronaldo out of old Trafford after the Argentine striker reportedly agreed terms with Manchester City. The Mirror reports that Tevez is close to signing a whopping £140,000-a-week deal with Mark Hughes’ Manchester City as soon as his loan deal with United expires at the end of June. Looks like United will be without two of their best attacker’s next season.

One player who was not quite so keen on joining the Billionaires at the City of Manchester Stadium is Barcelona’s hitman Samuel Eto’o. The Cameroonian striker reportedly turned down a £160,000 offer from City, in favour of playing Champions League football, leaving Chelsea, Liverpool and Inter Milan to fight it out for his services according to The People.

In other stories, Real Madrid are set to add French winger Franck Ribery to their growing list of Galacticos (stars) after reportedly promising Ribery that they will sign him next season (with Benzema reportedly also promised a similar deal). A similar promise was made to Ronaldo so it should not be taken lightly. News of The World reports that Real can’t afford to break the £50m barrier again this pre-season after the £80m deal for Cristiano Ronaldo, but they have made assurances to Frenchman that if he hangs on he will be their big signing next summer.

Real are also reportedly still interested in adding Inter Milan’s Swedsh striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic to their list of stars at the Bernabeu but according to The Times the Madrid giants have been shocked by Inter’s price tag rumoured to be in the region of £80m. This was enough to end Barca’s interest in the striker but Perez usually gets what he wants and is reportedly tabling a player plus cash bid for Zlatan, with Argentine striker Gonzalo Higuain moving to Inter.

Liverpool may be in danger on losing out on their Argentine defensive midfielder Javier Mascherano after the player threatened to leave the Merseyside giants. The News of the World reports “exclusively” that Mascherano is considering ditching Liverpool for Spanish Champions Barcelona due to the fact that his pregnant wife has failed to settle in England. She returned to South America with the couple’s daughter Lola before the end of last season and it is believed that she would be more comfortable in the Spanish capital. I find this quite laughable to be honest but there are rumours that Barca are preparing a £30million bid for the tough tackling Argentine captain.

Finally, Tottenham Hotspur are reportedly lining up a bid for Bayern Munich’s Italian striker Luca Toni while Manchester United are looking at bringing Barcelona keeper Victor Valdes to Old Trafford as a long term replacement for the ageing Edwin Van Der Sar.

Silly season indeed…

Topics: Football Transfers

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13 Comments

  1. Jofrad

    STOP PRESS………..Liverpool are to sell Fernando Torres to Everton for £50m and use the money to buy Wayne Rooney from Man U. It must be true its in The Sun and The Express !

    June 14th, 2009 @ 16:28
  2. Yathin

    From The Sun and The Express again — Liverpool to sack Rafa and appoint Fergie as coach !!!!stupid tabloids !!!

    June 14th, 2009 @ 16:52
  3. barcathebest

    haha LOL~
    wth everton get the money???
    sell their stadium??
    i agree with you that english press like to producemade-up rumours… just bullshit..

    June 14th, 2009 @ 22:55
  4. Ashaf

    Looks like even Liverpool FC are sick of these ridiculous rumours. The club released a statement yesterday.
    “Despite repeated media speculation on the futures of Xabi Alonso and Javier Mascherano, Liverpool has received no official approach or offer from any club regarding the players.

    “Neither is for sale and furthermore Liverpool has no interest in the long list of Spanish based players being linked with a move to Anfield as part of any deal.”

    Lazy Journos….

    June 15th, 2009 @ 05:00
  5. AhmedShah

    This Torres to ManUtd rumour will spark a lot of jokes among fans across the world for sure. Everyone will be saying stuff like Jofrad just said.

    June 15th, 2009 @ 08:42
  6. Nick

    why even talk about torres to united? no matter how much they are willing to pay it would NEVER happen! A move between these teams hasnt happened for years and i dont think liverpools top player is about to break this trend even if theyd offer all the money they got from ronaldo!

    June 15th, 2009 @ 16:46
  7. Adam

    i think rooney will come to liverpool for free …really crazy news…

    June 16th, 2009 @ 06:02
  8. nasrin

    gerrard will buy out his contract and become free agent,
    so that he can join up torres at man utd..
    haha… what a story..

    June 16th, 2009 @ 21:08
  9. nody

    liverpool will sign cristino ronaldo, ronaldinho, wayne roony in a shock transfer:)

    June 17th, 2009 @ 01:44
  10. william

    i agree with nick
    it would be nice to have torres to go to man u
    but cop on how could tha happen
    the aim is for frank rebrey
    hes much better than torres

    June 17th, 2009 @ 19:57
  11. habtish

    tores,brien roben,lass diara.David villa must be come to manchester united then in the next season red devils champion in all cup and the dominant foot ball clu in the world.

    June 18th, 2009 @ 14:41
  12. Warchild

    man u doesn’t need toress aniway, i just think they need a good midfilder, gerrard might be for their signing but…

    July 5th, 2009 @ 01:38
  13. devilz

    i like david villa to red devilz…and tores!!!huntelar a good to red devilz…

    December 27th, 2009 @ 08:29

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