Are you new to German football, and attracted to the much-lauded mix of exciting end-to-end football, standing fans, cheap beer and cheap tickets, not to mention the chance to watch football in a country where the national team can actually amount to something come crunch time?
In that case, the Bundesliga is the right choice for you. Follow the flowcart below (click to enlarge, then squint really hard if you still can’t see it) to find out which Bundesliga club you should be supporting.
Of course, you could skip the above and just get on with supporting Bayern Munich. You might not like them, but you’ll win a title every other year at least.