Comments on: Funny Football Player Names

By: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:55:22 +0000

Ricky Van Wolfswinkel

By: jhamal

jhamal — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:12:43 +0000

hi my name is jhamal x. walcott and brazil and arginteena is my best football players and they did good out there and next time I bet brazil and arginteena will go to the finals thanks BRAZIL AND ARGINTEENA.

By: alex

alex — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:19:49 +0000

there is a romanian player called Razvan Rat ,and an algerian player called Mahmur which means hangover in romanian.

By: huyti

huyti — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:01:41 +0000

danny higginbotham wen comms say sound like bottom!! LOL

By: Blue

Blue — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 12:39:42 +0000

Ufarte…played for, can’t quite remember, Equador or one of those countries..

By: Benji

Benji — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:47:15 +0000

I played football when i was younger and had a player play for us from africa called Stefan Blueball….i never used to shout his name cause i always laughed

By: timo23

timo23 — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 07:58:43 +0000

Schweinstager
Kaka

By: arez

arez — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:48:51 +0000

how about dick van burik? i’m a malay and burik or sometimes spelled as ‘burit’ refers to vagina..

By: Mike oche ayila

Mike oche ayila — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:41:00 +0000

Many soccer followers will want 2 disagree wit me dat makelele is d funniest due 2 d availability of 9igerian born isreali international – toto tamuz. ‘TOTO’ is a nigerian slang dat means virgina

By: Mike oche ayila

Mike oche ayila — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:52:34 +0000

Well! I dont think there is any other name that is as funny as makelele. A french footballer’s name that means noise in swhahili.