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Yesica Toscanini.. Riquelme's marriage in trouble maybe..

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  1. gGw
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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Riquelme's mistress since the World Cup.. Yesica Toscanini

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  2. Michael Tuff
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    Posted 4 months ago #

    jesus,didnt do too badly there did he?

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    so that's what he'll be doing next summer? not bad at all.

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    is it okay if i feel jealous of riquelme not cos of his game?

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    With that huge head Riquelme has on him, you know she's going to end up having a tough time burping out his puppies!

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Mates what do you think of Nigella Lawson...is she a MILF? :mrgreen:

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    simply put-FUCK YES

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Would love to see what she does with the KFC recipe...MMMMMM...finger lickin' goood :p she can eat my drumstick any day :mrgreen:

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Nigella got mucho junk in de trunk and with that plummy old accent she'll be at Stamford Bridge with her Sloane Ranger mates. In the realm of MILF, I'll take Susan Sarandon or Fanny Ardant, please!

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Bobo is that u?? Who the heck is Ivor Irwin...some Russian-Irish footballer of yesteryear? :mrgreen:

    What's wrong with having a nice healthy badonkadonk like Nigella Lawson? I'd sprinkle some feta cheese on those buns of hers and enjoy a nice tossed salad with her any day :lol: :wink: :mrgreen:

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Dunno what happened there, SeƱor Ricardo. That is my real name, though. Ivor is Welsh hactually! I don't mind her age (I am old), but I do like it tight enough to snap back when you swat it

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Doh...sorry bobo!!

    Are Welsh ppl typically dark haired like Catherine Zeta Jones? Many of my friends say she's Spanish...is it the Pict blood?

    Btw for those of u that don't know what "tossing salad" means don't ask or I could get in trouble with the admin ;) :mrgreen:

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Picts are Scottish, not Welsh. The Welsh are the very light-skinned descendants of the Ancient Britons. A lot of dark folks in Britain and Ireland are the descendants of the hundreds of Spaniards who washed ashore after the sinking of the Spanish Armada. I would hazard a guess that that incendiary bit of fit Welsh stuff, Katherine Zeta-Jones, has some Spaniard/Berber in her DNA! Lucky Spurs says he'll toss your salad if you go to his blog. He likes it with a nice gorgonzola flecked balsamic vinaigrett! Bon appetit!

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    those westerners are strange folk alright.maybe lucky is off doing "business" on spurs behalf trying to get maxi to join for free

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Westerners? Btw would it be ok to include a joke by Chris Rock about tossed salads on this forum? It's on YouTube so how bad can it be? :mrgreen: Xerxes?

    Got my salad tossed by a busty blue eyed Swedish blonde chick (honest to God)...felt SO GOOD :mrgreen:

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    west of ireland.fairly different to the rest

    is there such thing as an ugly swedish girl?

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Do most ppl know what tossed salad means? Or is it only "freaky deaky" folks like me who know it? Just wondering

    my new interest is lactating lesbians...love how they squirt the milk from their jugs and lick it off the other girl...guess lesbians prefer milk protein to the other protein :mrgreen:

    women lactate when their nipples are sufficiently aroused (their nipples and breasts get swollen, hard and bloated when they're full of milk), not necessarily when they are in childbearing/childrearing phase

    would love to see 2 known bi babes, Megan Fox (a mega fox) and Angelina Jolie douse each other with sticky wet milk and lap it off each other like a pack of hungry dogs :mrgreen:

    didn't Salma Hayek say she got aroused while nursing an African infant? How freaky is that??

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    sweet jesus........

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Can't say I've seen an ugly one...did u know in Sweden they classify ppl according to SHADE of blonde on their driver's license?

    Duff I find this fascinating...HOW are the Western Irish different from the rest of Ireland?

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    "Sweet" is right, duff :)

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    ah,its not really that fascinating...just different.like north and south england.but you do actually get more darker haired people out west,not really sure why

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    Posted 4 months ago #

    Twas Phil Lynott's forefathers!


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