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Lets all have a laugh at Tottenham

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  1. Ghostwriter
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    Posted 10 months ago #

    This was made for gunners fans to have a go at Tottenham but any good jokes are welcome

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone. :D :D

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    Madonna is the new favourite to be the next manager of Tottenham Hotspur... she's managed to keep clean sheets for the last 18 months.

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    Harry Redknapp, shortly after his first training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of shit on it every week."

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    5-1.............im sorry,i just had to do it :mrgreen:

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    man they beat us once every 7 years and its the talk of the town.

    Darren Bent is ill, so Harry Redknapp offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. “What are you doing in here, Harry?” asks Wenger. “Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,” says Wenger.

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    If I remember correctly, a very very similar thread was started by an Arsenal fan right after they got thrashed by Spurs 5-1 here on Soccerlens. He wasnt spared.

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    Posted 10 months ago #

    tut tut ghostwriter,u no this could come back to bite u in the ass rite?

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