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  1. Ghostwriter
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    Posted 2 months ago #

    Any funny or interesting football quotes chuck em down here... I'll kick it of:

    Football hooligans? Well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start.
    by Brian Clough

    One day, someone will end a football game scoring more than Brazil. This MIGHT be the time that they lose!
    by Bobby Robson

    If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.
    by Jose Mourinho

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    Posted 2 months ago #

    If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.
    by Bob Paisley
    Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.
    by Arsène Wenger
    I dreamt of playing for a club like Manchester United, and now here I am at Liverpool.
    by Sander Westerveld ;-) My Fav...

    YNWA=You'll Never Walk Alone=You'll Never Win Anything
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    “Liverpool will think ‘we could have won this 2-2."
    “You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw”
    “Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell into a barrel of boobs, I’d come out sucking my thumb!” - Ian Holloway
    Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything they have thrown at him…Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.’ - Mike Ingham
    Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?’
    ‘Well, I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.’ - David Beckham
    “I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.” (Ron Atkinson)
    “Ardiles strokes the ball like it is part of his own anatomy. ” (Jimmy Magee)

    i have loads more of these on my bebo,just a few classics there

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    Posted 2 months ago #

    That Bob Paisley quote is top...

    Being manager at an old firm derby is a tough job, if you win half the country hates you... If you lose the whole country hates you

    By Walter Smith

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    Posted 2 weeks ago #

    duffman90 - 2 months ago  » 
    “Liverpool will think ‘we could have won this 2-2."
    “You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw”
    “Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell into a barrel of boobs, I’d come out sucking my thumb!” - Ian Holloway
    Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything they have thrown at him…Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.’ - Mike Ingham
    Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?’
    ‘Well, I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.’ - David Beckham
    “I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.” (Ron Atkinson)
    “Ardiles strokes the ball like it is part of his own anatomy. ” (Jimmy Magee)
    i have loads more of these on my bebo,just a few classics there

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    Posted 2 weeks ago #

    Can you fucking stop?

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    Posted 2 weeks ago #

    he's like a cow in the field, nothing can do about it
    - Mark Lawrenson(PES2009)

    mufan's utter lack of knowledge of English makes his joke all the funnier. Haha!!
  8. Liversea
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    Posted 2 weeks ago #

    hmm...I guess so.


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