if anybody feels like posting some chants,feel free to do it here
ill start it off with a little comic one about john carew:
john carew,carew
he likes a lapdance or 2
he would even pay for you
john carew,carew
dirk kuyt wherever u may be,u smoke crack in yer home coun-tree
oh it could be worse,u could be a mank n asking ur sister for a fucking wank.
his armband said he was a red TORRES,TORRES
youll never walk alone he says TORRES,TORRES
we bought the boy from sunny spain,he gets the ball he scores again,
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9
oh owen hargreaves,you are the love of my life
oh owen hargreaves,id let you shag my wife
oh owen hargreaves,i want curly hair too
THE BEST ONES GOTTA BE WEST HAMS IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES.
Park, Park wherever u may be,
you eat dogs in your home country,
it could be worse,
you could be scouse,
eating rats in a council house.
...which you do...
im sorry,but that is just immature
I meant Park. So sorry
VIVA JOHN TERRY
VIVA JOHN TERRY
HE HAD HIS CHANCE,
TO WIN THE CUP,
BUT HE FUCKED IT UP,
OH HE FUCKED IT UP,
What that coming over the hill, is that Anelka, is that Anelka.
Andy Cole, Andy Cole
Andy, Andy Cole
He Hits The Ball
He Scores A Goal
Andy, Andy Cole
Andy Cole, Andy Cole,
Andy, Andy Cole
He Hit The Ball
He Score A Goal
Andy, Andy Cole
you are my solskjaer,my only solskjaer
you make me happy,when skies are grey
we wanted shearer,but he was dearer
so please dont take my solskjaer away
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home (x4)
Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's gonna
Throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
Cos' I remember
thats not a chant hamburg.it was a cheesy theme song brought out jst b4 euro 96.
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Running Down The Wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Running Down The Wing
Feared By The Blues, Loved By
The Reds
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan
Giggs
we're coming,we're coming,we're coming down the road
when u hear the noise of the tartan army boys
then we're coming down the road.
An-der-son-Son-Son! He's better than Kleberson! An-der-son-Son-Son! He's our midfield magician! To the left, to the right, to the samba beat tonight! He is class with a brass, AND HE SHITS ON FABREGAS!!!
Steve Gerrard! Gerrard! He kisses the badge on his chest! And he hands in a transfer request! Steve Gerrard! Gerrard...
viva ronaldooooo....
viva ronaldooooo....
running down the wing, hear utd sing!
viva ronaldooooo....
Nemanja oooh!
Nemanja oooh!
he's from sebia!
he'll fucking murder ya!
Nemanja oooh!
Nemanja oooh!
Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right.
That Boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look shite!
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes - he scores goals...
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"!
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful,
He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!
diego oohh!!
diego oohh!!
he is from Uruguay!!
and he make the scousers cry!
diego oohh!!
(in the tune of karmacalmelian)
gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor
he's fast a fuck he's fast as fuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk
First Thing That Should've Been Posted By All ManUtd Fans (no accusation):
GLORY GLORY MANUTD
GLORY GLORY MANUTD
GLORY GLORY MANUTD
AND THE REDZ GO MARCHING ONnNnNn/Are The Best Club Of This WoOoOoORLdD
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