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A list of books that would never sell, have a laugh at some of 'em

Arsene Wenger-European success
Sir Alex Ferguson-Respect for refs.
Ryan Giggs-My World Cup diary
Ronaldinho-The quiet life.
Juan Roman Riquelme-Me and Maradona.
Luis Aragones-Thierry Henry: Best of friends.
Zlatan-Big plays for big games
Giovani Dos Santos-My successful life so far
Steven Gerrard-Playing by the book
Dimitar Berbatov-Working for the team
Newcastle United-�Massive�
Landon Donovan-Visitors guide to Germany
Francesco Totti-Playing for my country
Joey Barton-Keys to being a professional footballer
Fabio Grosso-Tales From Australia.
Liverpool FC-Only 19 years ago
David Platt-I love Chelsea
Arrigo Sacchi-Building around Baggio.
Massimo Moratti with an indepth introduction from Roman Abramovich-Success from you pocket.
Luciano Moggi-Fair play.
Antonio Cassano-The diet for you.
Jose Mourinho-Humility
Claudio Ranieri-The trophy years.
Michael Owen-Body fitness
Andriy Shevchenko-My golden years with Chelsea
Luis Figo-Loyalty
Christian Vieri-A one-club man.
Pippo Inzaghi-Bringing teammates into play and beating the flag
Anderson-Scoring goals
Ashley Cole-Principles
El Hadj Diouf-Greatness
Lucas Neill-Playing for the love of it
Cristian Molinaro-Basics of defending
Jermaine Jenas& Mohamed Sissoko-How to pass a ball
Mario Balotelli-Being Humble
Tottenham Hotspur-Always moving forward
David Beckham - the perfect haircut
Raymond Domenech � Astrology Works !
Materazzi � How to be polite, honest, civilized & win friends on the pitch
Shearer � How to celebrate your goals

You got anymore add 'em
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Jose Mourinho - Humility
Schevchenko - My Golden Years with Chelsea
LOL

And mine:

Raul - How to win the euro cup
Zidane - Personal Defense (with your head)
Cantona - How to control your anger

You'll Never Walk Alone
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Ashley Cole: The key to a successful marriage.
Maradona: staying away from drugs

"We win as a team, lose as a team and celebrate as a team."
Didier Drogba
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(Luis) Ronaldo - Good relationships with woman
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Frank Sinclair-Own goals aplenty
Lucas Neill-How to keep your discipline
Raul-I love all people

You don't have to know lots of chords to play songs that matter
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Cristiano Ronaldo-Transsexuals in football and YOU
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Cristiano Ronaldo - The Whole 10 Yards?
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titus bramble-the art of defending

William Gallas- Being a Great Role-Model

The Italian national team- perfecting attacking football
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azz0020 - 2 hours ago »
Cristiano Ronaldo - The Whole 10 Yards?

Brilliant
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michael owen- how to avoid injuries
ronaldo-the perfect diet
Sven-goran-eriksson-how to be a succesful international manager
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Jose mourinho-how to be the "Special one"
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azz0020 - 2 hours ago �
Cristiano Ronaldo - The Whole 10 Yards?

Brilliant

I don't understand it. Why "the whole 10 yards"?
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Nice innovations.

Titus Bramble-Defenders Who Score

YNWA=You'll Never Walk Alone=You'll Never Win Anything
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John Terry - How to put the ball in the net from PK

mufan's utter lack of knowledge of English makes his joke all the funnier. Haha!!
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FrankF27 - 9 hours ago »

azz0020 - 2 hours ago �
Cristiano Ronaldo - The Whole 10 Yards?
Brilliant

I don't understand it. Why "the whole 10 yards"?

He never tracks back more than ten yards
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Posted 7 months ago #
what no it is about his free kicks
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oh, my bad. then maybe not as good as i thought
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Van der Sar - How to make a stunt to keep the ball from the header out...
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Posted 7 months ago #
How bout this one:

Craig Bellamy- Improve your Golfing
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I like this topic...very clever, G-writer right up my alley

Back in the day it would have been Eric Cantona's "How to Win Friends and Influence People" Remember that kung-fu kick ? he went in studs first

Ibra's Abracadabra will help Barca win their second Treble, and Eto'o will revitalize Inter Milan!!
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gazza - "the sober life"

scotland the brave
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Edmundo-Anger management

seriously,wikipedia that guy.hes a bloody psycho
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Rooney - "Patient makes sense"
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Van Persie- How to be a good sportsman
Arsenal- Old Guys Do It Better
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- Robbie Keane - "Fulfilling the Dream and Becoming an Anfield Legend"

- Carlos Queiroz - "How to Make a Successful Transition from Assistant Manager to Gaffer"

- Jens Lehmann - "How to Stay Sane in the Insane World of Football"

- Jamie Carragher - "Why I Love Playing for England"

- Compilation - "Why American Players Are Taking Europe by Storm"
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Robert Pires: "Je Suis un Gutless."
Adolf Hitler: "My Vegetarian Favourites"
Alfonso Alves: "All I Need is Two More Seasons."
David James: "I: Calamity!"
Stan Collymore: "Doin' de Dowg!"
Paul Scholes: "Tackling: Ginger Style."
Roy Keane: "Taking the Mick: My Secret Gay Love Affair with Mick McCarthy."
Ashley Cole: "Rent Boy"
Arsene Wenger: "Arsenal: Young, Stupid & Cheap."
Eric Djemba Djemba: "Investing in Your Entourage: A Manual on Money Management for Young African Footballers.'
Alexander Hleb: "Dribbling to Nowhere."
Pascale Cygan & Philipe Senderos: "Flinching!"
Philippo Inzhagi: "Born Offside."
Dwight Yorke: "The Footballers Guide to Porn Production."
John Terry: "The Hard Man's Guide to Taking Penalties."
Stevie Gerrard: "Ronaldo Can't Dive!"
Mike Ashley: "How To Turn A Loser Into a Bigger Loser."
Kevin Keegan: "The Geordie Book of the Dead: My First Time at Newcastle United"
Kevin Keegan: "The Geordie Book of the Dead 2: My Second Time at Newcastle United"
Kevin Keegan: "It's Not My Fault: The England Years!"
Kevin Keegan: "Really: I'ts Not My Fault: The Manchester City & Fulham Years."
Steve McLaren: "Umbrella Man."
Joey Barton: "Parole Model."
Daniel Levy: "How to Screw 45,000 Loyal Fans!"
Jose Mourinho: "Some More About Me!"
Justin Fashanu: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me."
El Hadji-Diouf: "Beat Your Woman Till You're Satisfied."
Rio Ferdinand: "Rio's Best Escort Annual."
David Beckham: "Making Friends in the U.S.A."
Andrei Shevchenko: "Splinters in My Bum: The Chelsea Years."
Jose Kleberson: "She May Have Been 12, but She Screwed like a 15-Year-Old!"
R.Kelly: "She May Have Been 11, but She Screwed like a 14-Year-Old!"
Michael Jackson: "He May Have Been 6, but He Screwed like a 9-Year-Old!"
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "The Bosnian Choke Book"
Didier Drogba: "Troll"
Didier Drogba: "Trollin'."

I STILL MISS NOBBY & BOBBY!!!
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Posted 7 months ago #
- Jens Lehmann - "How to Stay Sane in the Insane World of Football"
best one so far for me.
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Posted 7 months ago #
lee bowyer-pure professionalism
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theconvictor - 11 hours ago »
- Robbie Keane - "Fulfilling the Dream and Becoming an Anfield Legend"

love it
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Posted 7 months ago #
How about for non-footballers? Rapper Lil Wayne's would be "How to be Classy"

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