Do you want to be the next West Ham manager?

Do you:

  • speak good English?
  • talk about football?
  • know the Premier League?
  • have peers who respect you as a footballer?
  • help out younger players?
  • like London?
  • think you are a charming fella who promises anything he’s asked to promise?
  • support a club other than West Ham?

According to well-placed sources, this is the exact set of questions that Nani asked the managerial candidates during his recent search for Curbishley’s successor.

If you answered yes to all questions, you should immediately apply for the post of manager at West Ham United. Gianfranco Zola might have pipped you to the front of the line this time, but next time you will definitely have a decent shot at being the next West Ham manager.

Topics: English Premier League, Managers, Off The Record, West Ham

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7 Comments

  1. slc

    Judging by this article you could’nt apply

    September 11th, 2008 @ 15:30
  2. supernumbersix

    So what, in your ‘experience’ would YOU have asked ??

    September 11th, 2008 @ 15:38
  3. Ahmed Bilal

    slc – indeed, i may be charming but i definitely do not blow other peoples’ horns..

    supernumbersix – oh, I don’t know, I might have checked their management experience first…

    September 11th, 2008 @ 15:46
  4. supernumbersix

    Do you not think they may have known of his management experience already ? Maybe got an inkling from somewhere? Maybe asked around ? They probably asked some ‘well placed sources’.

    September 11th, 2008 @ 16:19
  5. Bamo

    I have seen Raymond Akinnawo talk and i see him as a perfect coach for westham, he has often stated his desire to coach. He talks like arsene wenger.

    September 11th, 2008 @ 20:27
  6. Ahmed Bilal

    @supernumbersix: might want to read the article I linked to get an idea of his ‘management experience’. tell me what you think of his managerial record then.

    September 11th, 2008 @ 23:24
  7. Bamber

    Two words for you…..Claudio Ranieri

    September 12th, 2008 @ 10:24

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