Quotes of the week: Blowing Arsenal away, Jenas opens his legs, City’s impossible calendar and more

Six of the best quotes of the week from dangerhere.com:

1. According to Bill Leslie, JT and Wayne Bridge mightn’t be the only pals to share and share alike:

“Scott Parker and Mark Noble are suffering from the same groin strain.”

2. Paul Merson has found life much less stressful since he packs a whole week’s worry into one evening:

“If I was Sol Campbell, I’d be having sleepless nights tonight.”

3. Of all the feet at his disposal, Iain Dowie can’t believe Louis Saha chose that one:

“He gets the ball on his worst right foot.”

4. Curtis Fleming likes what he sees:

“It’s a great sight sometimes when Jenas opens his legs like that.”

5. Geoff Shreeves and his tactical nous:

“You blew Arsenal away, was that the instruction from the manager?”

6. Alan Shearer articulates the ambitions of Manchester City’s owners:

“They want success yesterday now.”

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