Today’s top headlines:

• Maradona’s new style of management – not a man for ceremony, Diego.
• Will Rafa See Stanley Park? I hope so, although with Liverpool’s funding issues the stadium could be delayed for several years.
• Manchester United players go Jedi with new sleep tricks – and shame on the Sun for their lame gaffes.
• More evidence that Gillett and Hicks are desperate for cash. And they’re getting bolder and bolder.
• West Ham vice chairman is quoted as saying that the Icelandic owner is considering a sale, even though the vice chairman says the exact opposite – that Gudmundsson has no need to sell.
• Adebayor wishes he could swap the Arsenal red for United red…that is, if you take into account that he usually says the opposite of what he means…
• Gemma Atkinson drives me NUTS – she really does…