Paris Hilton is no stranger to being photographed in inappropriate, potentially damaging situations. Hell, the headline above has certain cinematic expectations attached to it.

But this time (although this video is by no means definitive proof) Ms Hilton is the inappropriate, potentially damaging situation as Portuguese footballer and soon-to-be-Real Madrid-star Cristiano Ronaldo hooked up with the green skinned one at an LA nightclub. The pair then went back to Paris’ sister’s house around 3 a.m, presumably for a modified version of this legendary night in LA.

Ronaldo then left the house at 5 a.m, although the party seemed to go on after that. The Paris Hilton-Cristiano Ronaldo-sex tape should hit the interwebs anytime between now and the start of next month.

Hilton joins a long list of ‘conquests’ for Cristiano including Nereida Gallardo, Niki Ghazian, Letizia Felippi, Mirella Grisales and several dozen unnameable ladies in Manchester, Rome and LA. And if you like Paris Hilton, there are more Paris Hilton photos here.

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