David Green
A facetious cynic, The Armchair Fan gets pissed off with the relentless peculiarity of the modern world of football, and has childishly decided to exaggerate it with his irrelevent ramblings. He enjoys cheap jokes about headlines, words which sound a bit rude, and criticising clubs' stupidity.
Chelsea and Spurs sign Arshavin, Arsenal and United get Huntelaar, Liverpool get Barry and Villa as Chelsea sell everyone
A run down of the summer silly season can leave newspaper readers in no doubt: there have been a lot of big-money transfers already. Depending who you believe, both Chelsea and Spurs have signed Andrei Sergeyevich Arshavin at least four times, for fees ranging from about £20 million to about £50 million.
Pavlyuchenko a boyhood Spurs fan and how Fabregas never played for Barcelona
After a week in which Robbie Keane declared his undying love for Liverpool, David Bentley announced Tottenham Hotspur had ‘always had a piece of his heart’ (presumably a piece he managed to ignore while he was playing at Arsenal), it was only inevitable that Spurs target Roman Pavlyuchenko revealed he has had the club’s emblem…
Twenty20 Football?
With the success of Twenty20 cricket in raising the profile and popularity of the most benign of sports, radical FA plans to create a rival Twenty20 have been leaked to reputable papers (like The Sun). Cricket boffins realised that to get anyone interested who wasn’t an MP, a Lord or Nasser Hussain, they had to…


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