Joined: 31 December 1969
# of Published Articles: 103
Author Archives:
- Funny Football Player Names (11) - 12/10/08
- Funny Football Club Names (26) - 12/10/08
- Alan Shearer is the worst man for the Newcastle job (9) - 10/21/08
- How long do you let Juande ‘Two Points’ Ramos keep going about his business? (7) - 10/20/08
- 10 of Harry Redknapp’s finest moments (2) - 10/18/08
- Who will be bottom of the table by Sunday evening? (8) - 10/17/08
- Liverpool’s Ryan Babel tries his hand at rapping (5) - 10/16/08
- Wayne Rooney rediscovers his best form for England (4) - 10/16/08
- Argentinian club president threatens to kill his players (1) - 10/16/08
- Grimbsy sack Martin Butler over commute (2) - 10/16/08
- 10 Belarus claims to fame (5) - 10/15/08
- Ruud Gullit uncovers MLS conspiracy (6) - 10/15/08
- Dimitar Berbatov gets lazier, plays football on lawnmower (6) - 10/15/08
- Belarus coach Bernd Stange is The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (0) - 10/15/08
- Man in a corner shop nails Liverpool impressions (4) - 10/14/08
- Roman Pavlyuchenko becomes a councillor (0) - 10/14/08
- International five-a-side, here we come (4) - 10/14/08
- UEFA have a dig at Sepp Blatter over racism (0) - 10/14/08
- Michael Johnson take up yoga to beat injuries (2) - 10/13/08
- Azerbaijan’s Kamran Aghayev pervs on Finland’s Daniel Sjolund (0) - 10/13/08
- Real Madrid re-open the Cristiano Ronaldo saga (10) - 10/13/08
- England refuse to play in Madrid because of racism fears (1) - 10/13/08
- Chris Iwelumo’s shocking miss for Scotland against Norway (1) - 10/12/08
- Is Fabio Capello right to hush the England boo boys? (8) - 10/11/08
- England v Paquador highlights courtesy of Harry and Paul (0) - 10/11/08
- Cristiano Ronaldo’s CR7 shop opens in Lisbon (1) - 10/11/08
- How will history remember Emile Heskey the England striker? (2) - 10/10/08
- Sir Alex Ferguson gets a fright from a balloon (0) - 10/10/08
- David Beckham is suspended - won’t somebody please think of the people of Houston? (0) - 10/10/08
- Wayne Rooney’s drastic new haircut (4) - 10/10/08
- Liverpool’s Pepe Reina - worth his weight in beer? (14) - 10/09/08
- Who is the right man for England’s right flank? (25) - 10/09/08
- One of the Cockney Mafia Out: Tony Jimenez leaves Newcastle (2) - 10/09/08
- Proof that eight months is a long time in football (0) - 10/09/08
- Rio Ferdinand sticks it to Sepp Blatter (0) - 10/08/08
- Rangers fan’s house gets ‘Hoopy Birthday’ Celtic makeover (0) - 10/08/08
- The Eternal Question: Lampard and/or Gerrard? (21) - 10/08/08
- New sponsor for West Ham? (11) - 10/08/08
- Mission: Impossible - trying to stop the Tartan Army getting drunk (0) - 10/07/08
- Icelandic bank goes into receivership. The fun never stops at West Ham (3) - 10/07/08
- Portsmouth draw AC Milan and full UEFA Cup draw (3) - 10/07/08
- Julian Dicks cost Liverpool more than Robbie Keane did (11) - 10/07/08
- Is Michael Owen’s England career over? (2) - 10/06/08
- One more question, why is Juande Ramos still in a job? (7) - 10/06/08
- Ex-Plymouth goalkeeper Luke McCormick jailed for death crash (0) - 10/06/08
- Liverpool fightback proves they mean business this time (11) - 10/06/08
- Joe Kinnear’s Wikipedia page gets f***ing defaced (1) - 10/05/08
- Unhappy Rangers fans force Coronation Street script change (5) - 10/05/08
- Are Arsenal out of the title race? (23) - 10/05/08
- Newcastle fans are not For Kinnear (0) - 10/05/08
- Roy Keane to launch bid for Patrick Vieira? (1) - 10/04/08
- Newcastle pin their hopes on Joey Barton (1) - 10/04/08
- More swearing from Joe Kinnear (0) - 10/04/08
- Proof that Sir Alex Ferguson really likes Paul Ince (4) - 10/04/08
- Why doesn’t David Moyes just sign his contract? (1) - 10/03/08
- Joe Kinnear - keep your head down and collect your pay cheques (2) - 10/03/08
- A tale of two knee ligament injuries (8) - 10/02/08
- Did Zenit St Petersburg bribe their way to silverware? (12) - 10/02/08
- Is Dimitar Berbatov looking for that “dream” move to Real Madrid? (17) - 10/01/08
- The kid with the best story to tell at school today (1) - 10/01/08
- A fresh view on the Spurs sack race: sack the board! (8) - 09/30/08
- Top 10 daft football injuries (5) - 09/30/08
- Bring in compulsory history lessons for Italian footballers (14) - 09/29/08
- Who would you fire from Tottenham? (43) - 09/29/08
- Karim Benzema - good but not that good (6) - 09/28/08
- Arsenal need to improve small game appetite (5) - 09/28/08
- 5 Controversial Club Name Changes (2) - 09/27/08
- 8 reasons why Newcastle + Joe Kinnear = bad news (0) - 09/27/08
- Three more kicks to the balls for West Ham (2) - 09/26/08
- UEFA Europa League - a pointless name change? (5) - 09/26/08
- Roy Keane repents and adopts new abuse policy (13) - 09/25/08
- Terry Venables would be mad to take the Newcastle job (5) - 09/25/08
- Are Arsenal’s current crop of youngsters the real deal? (10) - 09/24/08
- Top 5 West Ham fire-sale players - Newcastle, Tottenham and Arsenal would be interested (12) - 09/24/08
- Sheffield United 1-1 West Ham (extra time to follow) (7) - 09/23/08
- Is it still acceptable to ‘rough up’ skillful players? (24) - 09/23/08
- Copy of Nigerian consortium“s official bid for Newcastle United (8) - 09/22/08
- Maybe money does buy success after all (9) - 09/22/08
- 10 observations on Manchester United v Chelsea (22) - 09/21/08
- Video: Respect the ref? As soon as he stops awarding goals like this one (5) - 09/21/08
- Would you pay £50 to watch a Championship match? (0) - 09/20/08
- Welcome back Liverpool - where have you been? (16) - 09/20/08
- Cristiano Ronaldo to get starting place against Chelsea (0) - 09/19/08
- Penalty shootout: Stan Kroenke v Alisher Usmanov (10) - 09/19/08
- Cristiano Ronaldo’s overly warm reception (14) - 09/18/08
- Respect means respect whether refs are right or wrong (5) - 09/18/08
- 5 worst comeback ideas for Cristiano Ronaldo (5) - 09/17/08
- Is Sir Alex Ferguson correct or paranoid? (8) - 09/17/08
- Ban Danny Guthrie until Craig Fagan is fit (9) - 09/16/08
- The Tottenham Hotspur theory of relativity (5) - 09/16/08
- 10 possible buyers for Newcastle (9) - 09/15/08
- Robinho shows pros and cons of choosing City over Chelsea (13) - 09/14/08
- Kevin Keegan and Mike Ashley talks bound to end in tears (0) - 09/13/08
- 5 potential new sponsors for West Ham (9) - 09/12/08
- Theo Walcott - the Second Coming (17) - 09/11/08
- Uefa gets it spot on with homegrown quotas (5) - 09/10/08
- West Ham and the secret Italian revolution (3) - 09/09/08
- The Communist Republic of Arsene Wenger (17) - 09/08/08
- Did Andorra secure a moral win? (5) - 09/07/08
- Can England put a stop to the madness? (3) - 09/06/08
- Six Dodgy Alan Curbishley signings (0) - 09/04/08
- Jimmy Bullard - England saviour? (8) - 09/03/08
- Top 10 Transfer Deadline Talking Points (22) - 09/02/08

























