African Cup of Nations 2008 Damage Report – Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton and Portsmouth worst-hit
With the African Cup of Nations coming up, many teams will start counting their players, because losing some of them for a period which could range between 4 to 6 weeks is not very funny if you are a Premier League manager. Especially since most of them will return injured and exhausted.
So, in the utter boredom of my extended Christmas break, I have decided to estimate the damage that this severely misplaced, but highly entertaining competition has caused to the Premier League clubs.
SEX! Now that I have your attention, please read the following: not all squads have been confirmed as I am writing this, but most of the mentioned players are likely to go since they were included in the initial squad.
So if Utaka ends up staying with Portsmouth, do not blame me. I am only partly at fault.
Arsenal (Emmanuel Eboue; Kolo Toure)
Arsene Wenger is not one to keep quiet and he has made his opinion about the ACN known. It is not hard to see why as he will lose two of the players which have been key to Arsenal’s success so far. Eboue has been the chosen right midfielder in the Arsenal line up for much of the season and he has done very well for the most part, while Kolo Toure has been phenomenal. Djourou will most likely be the one to fill the gap left by Kolo, but Gallas will be left with a difficult task to keep Almunia as safe as he has been so far this season.
Damage: medium
Blackburn (Aaron Mokoena)
He has had 12 appearances in all this season and has looked good when he played. He is good, but Mark Hughes should not be too cranky this time of year; he should be thankful Samba’s Congo did not qualify. That would have been a loss.
Damage: minor
Bolton (Abdoulaye Méïté; El Hadji Diouf)
Méïté has been the one constant in Bolton’s defensive department this season. He leads the team in appearances and he has not done a bad job at all given the situation Bolton find themselves in. Diouf has also been good this season. After all of the criticism which was thrown his way in his Liverpool days, I think he is a good player and although he has not been as good this season as he was under Allardyce, he will be sorely missed.
Damage: it would be safe to say that Megson is cranky. Medium/high.
Chelsea (Michael Essien; Didier Drogba; Salomon Kalou; Jon Obi Mikel)
Okay, so where do I start? Drogba: losing one of the world’s best strikers for the better part of a month should be painful enough, but to add insult to injury, Chelsea is most effective when they play Drogba alone up front and most ineffective when they do not. Kalou would have given them another option: play him as a support striker in a 4-4-2 formation, but now that bird has flown too. Grant will have to dip into Rom’s pockets heavily.
But wait! There is more. On top of being left with not cover up front, Grant will also have to go to Ghana if he wants to find two of his three defensive midfielders. With Essien and Mikel also gone, only 34 year old Makelele has the qualities to fill that gap, and I will eat oatmeal if his legs keep him going for the next 6 weeks or so. Grant will have to either: a) loan players or b) reshuffle his team from Cech to Pizzaro. It will be hard.
Damage: ‘high’ would be an understatement
Everton (Joseph Yobo; Yakubu Aiyegbeni; Steven Pienaar)
Lescott has not been the only one receiving praise for his defensive exploits this season. Yobo has been receiving them as well; but his have come for other, less noisy and rather obscure sources. Either way, Nigeria’s vice captain is a key player for Moyes. Another key player for Moyes is Yakubu. Nine Premier League goals and one assist. In the Everton ranks he is as high as Arteta and Cahill. But let’s face it: he has as much of a chance to become an Everton legend as Wayne Rooney. He is good but not that good and there is adequate cover for him in Johnson and ummm. Anichebe?
Okay. For those who do know Pienaar from his Ajax days, he is a talented but unreliable lad. Quality? He has plenty. Need a player to concede a penalty in the last minute of a game with the score tied at one? He’s the man! Not bad and almost an automatic selection for Moyes, he will be missed quite a bit.
Damage: the absence of either of these players does not amount to a huge loss, but all three of them are good and their cumulated absence will hurt Everton. Medium/high.
Middlesbrough (Mido; Mohamed Shawky)
I do not know much about Shawky. I do not suppose many Middlesbrough fans do either. Apparently he has played one game this season as a defensive midfielder. I did not see that match.
When it comes to Mido it is a similar story. Nobody has seen much of Mido for a long time because injuries and a love affair with the bench at Tottenham have kept him out of action. So Gareth Southgate will just have to pretend that it is business as usual and that Mido is injured for 4-6 weeks. Aliadiere is not a very efficient striker, but Tuncay Sanli has done a good job so far this season considering he is playing for a struggling team.
Damage: medium/low. Not much is changing.
Newcastle (Obafemi Martins; Geremi; Habib Beye)
Big Sam will have to do without a midfielder, a striker and a defender. That is the football equivalent of a plague. Martins has not been amazing since his switch from Inter Milan; he has been just good, but he does score quite often and is almost always a threat when Newcastle do revert to route one footy. But seriously, if Owen does return from injury sometime soon, Sam’s attacking department will be made of three qualified strikers and Duff. Which is more than enough. (HA! Made it rhyme.)
The midfield will not be left uncovered either unless Barton does end up going to jail and it might be time for Carr to explore the hole which will be left by Beye. That of course, unless he gets injured some more. All in all there is a lot of talent going away, but nothing that a squad like Newcastle’s cannot cover up albeit superficially.
Damage: medium
Portsmouth (Sulley Muntari; Nwankwo Kanu; John Utaka; Papa Bouba Diop; Djimi Traore)
Da da da dum. Yep, this is the big one. Assuming that Traore is not much of a loss, ‘Arry will still ‘ave to do without four awesome players. Those four players have, between them eleven Premier League goals and thirteen assists.
Assuming that the front two are somewhat covered by the talented Benjani and Nugent, I cannot imagine what Redknapp will do to fill in the game left by Muntari or Bouba Diop. These four have been so very crucial to Portsmouth’s fine form this season and I really fear that all the hard work will be undone by their absence. If they manage to get the points in their absence and all four of them return unscathed from their exploits in Ghana that we will be looking at a solid team when we will watch Portsmouth.
Damage: twice worse than anybody else’s
Sunderland (Dickson Etuhu)
Roy Keane will be fuming these days, but it will not be because one of his players has been called up to the African Cup of Nations. If anything, Keane will be able to profit from the departure of his player, which might convince Niall Quin that a new and better midfielder is indeed needed to fill the gap left by the Nigerian.
Damage: minor
Tottenham (Didier Zokora)
Miss Zokora? You must be having a good laugh. Sure he is a good player and he fits well in the Tottenham set up, but after seeing O’Hara play under Ramos, Tottenham fans should have no worries: Huddelstone will get some more games.
Damage: minor
Others absentees:
Birmingham City: (Richard Kingson; Mehdi Nafti; Radhi Jaidi) Frankly I know very little about these three players, but looking at the statistics, they do not seem to be of maximum importance to the club.
Fulham: (Diomansy Kamara) I see no damage here other than a surface scratch. No offence to Kamara or Fulham fans, but the team will fare just the same without him, methinks.
Liverpool: (Mohamed Sissoko) If he is not at the ACN, than he is injured, so it is better if he gets to play sometime and on top of that, Rafa is used to coping without the lad. I feel sorry for him because he has some talent.
Manchester United: (Manucho Gonclaves) I do not think he will be missed much. In fact I think it is a good move for him because he will get some footy under his belt rather than just train with others. On top of that, at least he can get into his national team squad.
Reading: (Emerse Faé; Andre Bikey; Ibrahima Sonko) I know Bikey is good and Sonko is even better, but I have not watched enough of Reading to be able to judge how much these players will be missed.
West Ham: (John Paintsil; Henri Camara) Well, neither of them has played enough to make an impression on the West Ham team and I am pretty sure that there is more than enough cover for these players in Curbisley’s 30 man squad.
Also See: Measuring the 2008 African Nations Cup’s effect on Premier League clubs – by Eddie and Anthony.
Topics: African Cup of Nations, Arsenal, Bolton Wanderers, Chelsea, Everton, Portsmouth



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Thank God Togo didnt qualify, we need Adebayor badly. Eboue has been a mixed bag this season. Good runs on the flanks only to be let down by poor deliveries. His departure wont be such an issue. That may be the place for Diarra to step up though………………
January 7th, 2008 @ 11:06What’s wrong with oatmeal?
January 7th, 2008 @ 16:33Spiral, there is nothing wrong with oatmeal; it is just something that I do not it because I really, really do not like it. A bit like spinach.
BTW. I want to aplogise to Eddie Griffin for writing an article on a topic which he had already covered. Truth is that I did not get to read his article because I did not log on as much during the New Year period. Sorry, Eddie. It was a great article!
Here’s the link to his article again: http://soccerlens.com/to-what-extent-will-the-african-nations-cup-affect-premiership-clubs/4127/
January 7th, 2008 @ 16:48Andrei -
Dry Oatmeal + milk – microwave for 1.5 mins then stir then microwave for further 1 min. Add honey, almonds, cashews, strawberries/blackberries/blueberries & stir again while the mix is hot. Enjoy!
January 7th, 2008 @ 16:54…and what’s wrong with spinach?
January 7th, 2008 @ 16:55Baby spinach in a salad is absolutely delicious, but cooked I cannot stand it. I like oatmeal cookies, but my sister makes it in the microwave with milk (though she does not add honey or any of the other ingredients you mention, I’ll admit) and I cannot stand it. I will try it as you have receommended. Cheers!
Ok, back to footy. What’s happening to Diarra? He used to be so highly rated and all of a sudden you guys want him out… what’s going on?
January 7th, 2008 @ 18:28James Vaughan is a much better bet than Anichebe. Vaughan is going to be a magnificent player.
And I agree with the tempered reaction to the Eboué departure. He hasn’t been all that great this season – he was far better last year.
January 7th, 2008 @ 20:09Yes, SEX did grab my attention. I’m kind of disappointed you didn’t include any pictures of pretty girls, though…
1. Question for Andrei: for Arsenal, isn’t Song out with Cameroon as well?
2. Question for Anthony: it doesn’t trascend plagarism, it DEFINES plagarism. To transcend it would be to take your quote and make it mean something completely different and better and more profound.
January 7th, 2008 @ 23:21Oh, and there was another article a week or so ago that said January was the perfect time for the ANC, because it’s the only month of reliably good weather over the entire continent. June/July is monsoon weather in some countries, apparantly. And the AFC have the right to schedule their competition when it suits them.
January 8th, 2008 @ 04:11Bob, Song is not with Arsenal. I did include him in my draf, but later reasearch showed that he is actually on loan at Charlton Athletic.
You actually have a thing for pictures of girls don’t you. I though you were from Ipanema. Surely there are plenty of gorgeous girls living on the same street as you, now isn’t that better than the old, 2D thing?
Anthony, I think that if you want to get hold of Ahmed, you should mail him rather than post a comment on an article which he has already read and on which he is unlikely to return.
January 8th, 2008 @ 04:11Andrei,
Newcastle will also be missing Abdoulaye Faye, who has generally been very good for the Toon this season as a CB or as a DM. So that’s two defenders and perhaps the two best that we have right now. I’d say the damage is medium/high if not high for NUFC.
January 8th, 2008 @ 04:49Song went back to Charlton? I haven’t been on top of ins and outs, but the Arseal website doesn’t say anything about a loan. And with Eboue and Toure at the cup, and Gilberto rumoured to leave, we’re a little short at CB. We’ll need Song for backup.
Alas, I’m nowhere near the beaches of Ipanema. I just wanted the most ridiculous handle I could think of (and I think I succeeded). And if you inculde SEX in your blurb, you’d expect a little bit of titilation. Otherwise it’s false advertising.
I’m Ipanema Bob.
January 8th, 2008 @ 05:18Bob,
Fair enough, you understood what I meant though, otherwise wouldn’t have commented in such a way
January 8th, 2008 @ 13:54Additionally, Bob, did you intend to ask me a question? It seems as if you did, but there was no question mark.
January 8th, 2008 @ 13:56Faye has not been included in the Senegal team sheet and neither has Lauren for Cameroon. I suspect they are both victims of long term injuries.
January 8th, 2008 @ 17:08Yeah, I realised it wasn’t a question, but I found it really, really hard to turn that statement into a question. I mean, I know what plagarism means. I know what transcends means. And I know I’m a pedantic fuss-pot with nothing better to do than to pick up on other people’s mistakes. So really, there was no way I could turn that into a question. But to keep the balance of the comment, I had to call it a question. So I had very little choice.
January 8th, 2008 @ 23:00go 2008 african cup of nations…good luck to all teams! peace iron mike…check out my blog at my website!
January 8th, 2008 @ 23:20Fair enough Bob, I understand why you corrected it. Possibly changing the word question to friendly advice might have solved it.
January 9th, 2008 @ 17:47